here's today's post: "Taco Donny gets punched in the dick by tariff court" thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — - ThreadSky

photodude.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sanctus Cacas indeed.

#taco man has a problem. ( more than one of course )

#resist

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photodude.bsky.social•2 days ago

Must have been a precision punch, at least according to Stormy...

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ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social•2 days ago

They had to hunt for his dick first.

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kk53.bsky.social•2 days ago

Haha. “Sanctus cacus” shall henceforth be my cry of incredulity.

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jason6467.bsky.social•1 day ago

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ceu---azul.bsky.social•2 days ago

with the rise of AI imagery, chicken don really chose the wrong time to be the world's most famous asshole

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artfred70.bsky.social•1 day ago

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sghendricks.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KoejzOnWB8

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flashheart.bsky.social•2 days ago

Must have been a big fist to be sure to find whatever he has there.... Always just figured he had a logo saying "Made in Russia"

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mkmcdaniels.bsky.social•2 days ago

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candyengland.bsky.social•1 day ago

IMHO That SNL bit is one of the only things he’s ever done that seemed to humanize him.

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mayortommyshanks.bsky.social•2 days ago

taco de pollo

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tlwdog.bsky.social•2 days ago

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lourdesirizarry.bsky.social•2 days ago

A round of Sactus Cacas all around, my friend, all around!! Can this 3 judge panel go after the Republicans in Congress now for standing down and not representing their constituents???

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nbw1952.bsky.social•2 days ago

We really do not need to see more pictures of him.

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virtualtoad.bsky.social•1 day ago

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cencalmike.bsky.social•1 day ago

Having shredded chicken tacos to celebrate this evening.

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joganben.bsky.social•1 day ago

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bill-crawford.bsky.social•1 day ago

TRUMP - Making everyday TACO Tuesday.

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lucieluck.bsky.social•1 day ago

Free the tacos!

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lucieluck.bsky.social•1 day ago

What next? Enshrining the constitutional rights of Teslas in the constitushun. Spit on a Tesla crime against humanity. What about the Cybertruck was it made to carry gones. Free the Cybertrucks? Not sure. Do Tesla bots need windows to cool down after their CPU do too many calculations? That is the q

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karenmoongoddess.bsky.social•1 day ago

The memes, the memes!!!!

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therealnighe.bsky.social•1 day ago

He'll listen to the courts right?

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minnie-scarnato.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤷

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nuggutron.bsky.social•2 days ago

thanks for draining a pond for that picture, Jeff!

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thepowerdroid.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just remember that Strategic Hedging Inflates Trump's Status, so now, he has the SHITS!

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temkin64.bsky.social•2 days ago

Donnie Two Tacos

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yearofthecat269.bsky.social•2 days ago

er, mushroom

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tinitaoh.bsky.social•2 days ago

Taco Donny, absolute GOLD!

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rem5280fan.bsky.social•1 day ago

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hollyhockcottage.bsky.social•1 day ago

but... sadly....

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shellbean.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ttrueman.bsky.social•2 days ago

ouch ettd

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lmpilots.bsky.social•2 days ago

TACO Donnie
❤️it

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hamuelsanwich.bsky.social•2 days ago

Haha, yeah the guy who ignores court orders just got another court order. Time for a victory lap liberals, your system is working!

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gauty7.bsky.social•2 days ago

I look forward to your post everyday. You are the best Jeff!

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angryeyes.bsky.social•2 days ago

Two week taco turd.

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deacker.bsky.social•1 day ago

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onekidsdad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Our country is truly in danger of becoming a full blown "KlukTACOkracy"

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sanasp.bsky.social•2 days ago

Every day you make my side hurt. And that’s a good thing. Thank you.

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alfrede61.bsky.social•1 day ago

And he's already crying like a "whining titty baby!" 86 47.

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mwd55.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thanks, Jeff. Happy Birthday to me, these past two years...

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edwinromanart.bsky.social•1 day ago

Be sure to zoom in on the background of that “mission from God” meme. He didn’t take a good look at it.

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dermann51.bsky.social•2 days ago

I would wish I had your talent for writing, but then again I'd have to write every day like you do.

Thanks for writing for all of us.

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janiaho.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'd love to see those orange TACO images on billboards around US. I think it would tickle the king just the right way 😄

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zytoplasma.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yippppieee, Donny is fucked up!

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deemayaroad.bsky.social•2 days ago

He’s one soft taco

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paulinto47.bsky.social•1 day ago

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rustash.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hey maybe don’t use AI art in your pieces man

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yakk69.bsky.social•1 day ago

😎

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meepmeepboxer.bsky.social•1 day ago

In my ear, "tax the rich" has the same rhythm as "sanctus cacas." Thanks for all your writing- very helpful to the survival of our sanity.

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cashmeremarmot.bsky.social•2 days ago

is there a line I can stand in to do that? 😂

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michaelfehr.bsky.social•2 days ago

Am I a bad person if I get hungry looking at AI tacos? Mmm, tacos...

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tadadio.bsky.social•1 day ago

Chicken Licking Taco Turd

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chipmonk45.bsky.social•2 days ago

Photo from game cam in the COOP. OLE TACO himself. 🖕🍊💩🇺🇲💙❤️🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦

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naturallyaspirated.bsky.social•1 day ago

How long before the cultists start banning TACOS???? 🌮 🤣

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looselucy.bsky.social•1 day ago

You mean deporting taco trucks? The horror!!

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ken10phd.bsky.social•2 days ago

“That’s right your honor, he is d…less…”

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davidicouldbewrong.bsky.social•2 days ago

Donny has to be going ballistic. https://cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/05/trump-now-has-his-big-beautiful-bill.html?m=1

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veeham60.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣👏🤣👏🤣

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cimbalok.bsky.social•2 days ago

How long before sanctus cacas starts trending?

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randysamples.bsky.social•2 days ago

DonOld trump is a POS with eyeballs.

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technocorgi.bsky.social•2 days ago

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justjohn1962.bsky.social•2 days ago

#T.A.C.O

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harleygirl1954.bsky.social•2 days ago

I started singing that LOL!

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justjohn1962.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤭💙
It’s stuck in my head

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johnnyknowital.bsky.social•1 day ago

That stupid dumb mother fucker looked like fucking moron when that reporter asked about his new acronym, T.A.C.O
Hahahahaha!😝🤣
It made him do that stupid turkey thing he does with his overly loose wrinkled neck skin…ugly ass bitch!

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minnie-scarnato.bsky.social•1 day ago

Still got mad at her for "asking such a stupid question" He mocked her .
He's such an asshole I can't stand him.

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johnnyknowital.bsky.social•1 day ago

I know! He’s such a fucking delusional asshole! I can’t stand to see, hear, or even think of him. I hate that prick with every fiber of my being.

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nanktsc57.bsky.social•1 day ago

...only to have an appeals court reinstate the tariffs, for now. This is insanity, at best

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samuelbronkowitz.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Ay Caramba!"

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todders707.bsky.social•2 days ago

I love it when he gets punched in the dick. But will he obey?

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mikeeoj.bsky.social•2 days ago

Telling it like it is. Thanks!

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buffaloblue19.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks Jeff, for giving us a bit of light in this dark period!
Laughter is the best medicine!

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lordsedgwick.bsky.social•1 day ago

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ewedew65.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks Jeff, your work ethic is much appreciated.

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jcorv06.bsky.social•2 days ago

*Nasty* reporters are the best reporters 👍

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jamesthomp.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's about time the U.S. Constitution gets some overdue attention during these Trump Times we're still stuck in. Now a swing state Nov. 5, 2024 vote re-count is in order.

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judithkh1951.bsky.social•1 day ago

TACO DONNY; DONNY 2 DOLLS; THE STABLE GENIUS!!😂

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schnitzelchick.bsky.social•1 day ago

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marieinsedona.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now that’s a headline!

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guitarman66.bsky.social•1 day ago

Punched in the dick?
I hear he is safe from that.
Mushroom Dick

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guitarman66.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's most of Trump's rage.
I'd be angry if every time I went to the bathroom, my dick was so short I pissed on myself!
#MushroomDick

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happynes.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’ll add

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jackeoh52.bsky.social•2 days ago

The TacoBelle of the Coop/Coup

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terrifiedstill2024.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks for posting! I am still laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣

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blairbc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mama’s in the factory she ain’t got no shoes
Daddy’s in the alley looking for the fuse
Donny’s in the White House with the taco blues

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blairbc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wait, he has one??

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dlglenn63.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thanks Jeff!

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whysosciurus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Taco Don’s, even worse than Taco John’s.

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concernedgirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Today’s Substack made me laugh out loud at work.

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williamhaugh.bsky.social•2 days ago

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porschegul.bsky.social•1 day ago

Shouldn't that beak be mushroom shaped?

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williamhaugh.bsky.social•1 day ago

Indubitably.

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coachrandolph.bsky.social•2 days ago

Accurate! #TacoTrump #TacoKing

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johnnyknowital.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hah! That’s some funny ass shit!😂🤣

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karmaismyboyfriend.bsky.social•2 days ago

Taco dick-tator wannabe

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birdydownunder.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSkdLrf4A/

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sevenseas1970.bsky.social•1 day ago

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darcyrobles.bsky.social•1 day ago

I unapologetically stole this one

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deborahrz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Geez Jeff, go ahead and take a day off. You deserve it and today was finally some good news. You know nothing will probably happen in this shit show if you skip a day, right? lmao

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darthtastrophe.bsky.social•1 day ago

In honor of this, I'm gonna have some chicken tacos.

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sueshedosky.bsky.social•2 days ago

8647

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samanthakenneth.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hello 👋

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lucieluck.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes. Most people in tacoland agree with Donny nowadays. It’s called « Drill Baby Drill » meaning « Oily Shit » which is probably latin german from 1930’s.

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tglibs78.bsky.social•2 days ago

Jeff, thank you for 2 years of sanctus cacas and tears of laughter!!

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bodascious.bsky.social•2 days ago

No wonder taco bell and k f c combined stores!

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motown.bsky.social•2 days ago

right in the dick lmao

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alfredog1976.bsky.social•1 day ago

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commanderandthief.bsky.social•1 day ago

Taco day is June 14th! Spread the word!

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paganoutlawsez.bsky.social•1 day ago

please let us know when we can choke that chicken

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paganoutlawsez.bsky.social•2 days ago

tacolita

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gtoe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Taco Belle Grande

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hooks024.bsky.social•1 day ago

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myedison.bsky.social•2 days ago

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dopaminenjoyer.bsky.social•1 day ago

you don't need to use genAI images to rile up hordes of gen x libs in your replies. you can do that well enough on your own

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minnie-scarnato.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆

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helen-jeannine.bsky.social•1 day ago

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satellitekisses.bsky.social•1 day ago

I look forward to what you write about Chief Justice Roberts and SCOTUS when they decide the fate of this lynchpin in Donny’s presidency.

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gregorybd.bsky.social•1 day ago

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karleesyr.bsky.social•1 day ago

sorry , that was a sock.

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karleesyr.bsky.social•1 day ago

🧦

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imreallyold621.bsky.social•2 days ago

That was a very accurate punch, cos you know, the size of his ……. hands (ahem).

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eileenhstuff.bsky.social•2 days ago

I just busted out laughing in a doctors office waiting room. Thanks I really needed that laugh 😅😂😅

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jcorv06.bsky.social•2 days ago

Isn't Jeff a gem?! 💙

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eileenhstuff.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes yes and yes

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chrisb6575.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's Mr.Cluck from "LOST".

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donna0w.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please stop with all the gleeful posts claiming a big win in court. The Injunction was just reversed on appeal. That why I don’t get excited about all our “wins.” Nothing seems to change. 😡

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