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pinkielestrange.bsky.social
Occasionally profound, often profane. Into psychology, criminal justice, and anthropology. All otters are baby otters. All cats are kitties. All dogs are puppies. Wasps and mosquitoes probably go to hell. #Resist 💙 🌈 Ally
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I am officially dead now. 😂😂⚰️😂😂
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Well, it's not like there are lots of jobs outside of DC for jellyfish.
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I am wheezing LMAO OMG!
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Then stop cooperating with the GOP. Grow a spine and become the new party of "Fuck, no."
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She can get kinky with a Hobby Lobby brass pineapple and piss off.
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He sounds like a whiny-ass titty baby.
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She is human trash and a waste of skin.
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Hush. My stories are on.
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Same and same. I'm going to just blame Pluto from now on. That mini-planet needs to mind its own business.
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He is a handsome Christmas boy.
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For what? Showing Rand Paul what a frigging idiot he is?
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LOL, I'm so glad.
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They're really Mothmen. 😜
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It's a people yeeter!
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He's in a purple haze and can't come to the phone right now.
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You're catching on. 😀
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I'm no lawyer, but as a teacher, I know pretzelizing BS on a student essay when I see it.
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He's with the Ministry of Silly Runs.
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It's a very old problem.
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I know. I'm sorry I quit drinking.
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I think you've answered your own question. They're not just gutless, but lackeys.
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Godzilla was just a lizard.
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I think they call them anal beads then.
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I feel really good about this. Please keep the tips coming.
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We cran berry our heads in the sand, but that stuff is still gross.
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She's a skank. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
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It's okay.
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I won't tell.
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Salmon hats are the bell bottoms of orca couture.