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That's some nice context you've got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.
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Statistically speaking, there is a percentage of exhibitionists on that list that are secretly excited every time this carrot is dangled.
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You should see the patina on my GF. Years of weathering to get that look
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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. Does that narrow it down enough?
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The wee lit'l landLORDS are struggling and vulnerable.
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Emma, your ego. We already found it. 🤜🤛
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Reminds me, time to clean the litterbox. It will not quarter a cat turd army as per 3rd Amendment.
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Two weeks ago I had a dump truck drop my huge balls in my neighbors backyard because they refuse to edge their lawn along my driveway. Had to be done.
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You doing reverse discrimination against Disney and M&M stores now?? Someone has to feed all those little white dwarves, Snow White!
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Mind is perpetual motion. It's symbol is the Sphere.
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*Smoking gas station meth out a Monster energy can*
"....interesting?"
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This is how most geese react seeing me naked, out the shower
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I just imagined you throwing back the sashes and a thousand twinks flutter in like bats and swirl around in the shadowy form of Tom of Finland, the figure steps forward into the moonlight and it's... the trick you brought home.
We need this kind of dedication to sparkle motion
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Well there is one architecture processional amungus... I'll handle the drapes
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Virgil filling Dante in on the secret 10th level of hell for spammers and grifters. "You're gonna love this!"
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this one. 🙄
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Lol, so true. Counting cards is a fetish I do not possess.
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But my Midi-chlorian, Donna. They will protect me from everything. Plus I heard they were building the first Steak n Shake on Mars. Beef tallow on the red planet. It's amazing really.
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Certified Fresh!
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Worker in the streets, capitalist in the sheets, babay!
The lovers call me J.G. cause they getting their Wentworth.
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+67% chance they also wear bowties unironically
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Have you considered a life as a crystal?
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You're gonna need this too. And some whispering pines
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Summer sale coming up, maybs they'll discount it
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New low for the gig economy
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I feel this little guy. So much
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It only has a 36 second high? Bluh, waste of money. I prefer my nasty 70's synthetic petro-drugs that keep you high through an entire administration
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With knowledge comes great power.
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The lone car driver from the suburbs is the manifestation of this indifference. Insulated, removed, and uninformed about the real existence of life, so you become indifferent to that which you know not of.
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I relied on Pub Transit for 20 years across several cities. I've seen a lot of everything. I never once felt in danger because I don't view the spectacle of human existence as threatening. In fact it taught me a much greater truth about American society. That there is an epidemic of indifference.
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O'Hare is the torture nexus
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We need a brand new government, this one is not conducive to health and prosperity for all.
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Pillow Book rocks anything Wes has produced. Also Wes' 'twee' style makes me think "You could put a bird on it" skit from Portlandia every time