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pizzaguyhasan.bsky.social
Lawyer, multi-faceted hobbyest, former-Twitter addict looking for a new fix
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Didn’t see it in the comments, so need to give some attention to The Strokes with The New Abnormal, 19 years after their debut in 2001.

If the Biden economy was so strong, then how come it only took Trump a couple months to wreck it?

The Canadian election result shows that the 2024 US election might have gone very differently if American voters could somehow have known in advance what it would be like to have Donald Trump as president

Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

Trump: How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?

Opinion | Vaccines don't work. But there's something else you should be shooting into your arm. by Robert F. Kenney Jr.

Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

Me, heckling: holy crap, I’m so tired of crowd work, stop expecting me to give you my input and do your job Judge: but this is a jury trial and I’m just giving you your instructions

Sorry if I’m late for realizing this but I think Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are kissing up to Trump just so they can try to buy TikTok.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

My view is that extrajudicial vigilante killings are not good, but the incuriosity of well-compensated columnists about why millions of people’s horrific, life-changing experiences with a sprawling, cruel, bankruptcy-inducing health care system might lead them to feel differently makes me really sad

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

TNT comes to halftime with Kendrick Lamar playing and Jalen Rose says: "I don't know if y'all should be playing that Kendrick, y'all wanna get a lawsuit up here"

As a lawyer, I can offer this take on Drake’s lawsuit: oh my god why didn’t Drake’s legal team tell him how dumb of an idea this lawsuit will be

Bluesky needs a drafts function so I can rapidfire stream of consciousness ideas in a dazed state after immediately waking up, and then look over them later to see if I had any bangers.

Artist life

You used to call me on my self-own

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

This week may be the last time for a while I can wear Jets gear without shame, simple because we have a bye week and they can’t let me down this week

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

I think the discourse around Bluesky is really showing how many people genuinely cannot conceive of any way to feel interacting online other than intentionally making themselves pissed off

Everyone says Bluesky feels like early 2010s Twitter. To me, it feels like early Roman forums filled with philosophers.

WIRED has tracked thousands of US military & intel personnel coming & going from classified sites, incl. NSA hubs & nuclear vaults. We know where they sleep, what they eat, and which brothels they visit. It's an ocean of blackmail & national secrets within reach of every spy agency in the world.

Found myself hanging out with a bunch of lovely people and realized i was in an echo chamber so i left to go find some guys who will scream at me

📌 this one! It is spot on!

When I was making ads, we dealt with Microsoft brand standards. An 800 page binder. We got in trouble for one frame of animation having slightly darker green for the Xbox logo. I was told Coke was worse. Even the Coca Cola logo is wrong here. What is happening

2025 white house cabinet meeting

I guess the Jets figured firing Douglas now would help them get a jump on their GM search, but given that they can’t interview during the season, not sure it accomplishes much other than adding to the optics of the organization being in disarray.

And ultimately he was willing to do it for free.

i, for one, am not in an echo chamber. i am exposed to anywhere between 2 and 4 billion annoying thoughts a day.

When people find out I’m from Jersey, they ask me if I prefer Springsteen or Bon Jovi. I tell em Fetty Wap

it’s pretty funny watching the right, who thrive online off of hate and “triggering the libs”, migrate here because people are abandoning twitter the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize

I knew skipping the fight would be the best option. Currently watching Midsommar right now for the first time

After each time I post, a team of trainers and medics douse me in water and apply ice packs, giving me pep talks to stay in the game