plasticfishman.bsky.social
Just a normal person navigating an unreal reality
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Another leading indicator might be that this guy’s defense attorney is also Hegseth’s personal attorney (of one of the Signal chats fame)
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I’m not an economist but I don’t think there actually would be a trade deficit here. If he paid 24 carrots for that gold spray paint then technically there is no trade deficit since equal values of goods changed hands, right?
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I think you can add “in” before “on it” and then we don’t even need the sarcasm
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My wife may care about it - I am happy to run it by her for her reaction once you tell me
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Now we learn that it is all about punishing American Girl dolls for going too woke. Seems obvious now in hindsight
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Argentina? Exiled Nazi descendants coming back to the norther hemisphere? Those sound like some illegal immigrants I would be happy to see deported
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The Cyber Ninjas have already been dispatched
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So ships that were supposed to leave an Asian port and arrive in the next two weeks are still at the Asian port? Is that the correct way to read this?
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It’s 4D Chutes and Ladders - there is no end game
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[Time Served] = [Life in Prison] - (2 * [Sweatshop Days Worked])
Can someone solve this equation for me? I’m struggling with my autocracy math today
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…are Republicans?
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Pinocchracy
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At least Kirkland Premium is still standing strong
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To be fair it was more tears than laughter - both then and today
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Both? How much do you need to impress these people on the call? One or the other should suffice - they can’t smell you or see bellow your belly button
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Simple - community bank CEOs get freed from regulation they hate and ignore the fact that the big banks will steal their customers in short order now that they are without insurance. They get a short term win at the expense of their industry - modern corporate governance in practice
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Looks like it is full circle for the lead lawyer on the brief
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China dumping? Usually don’t want to piss of your chief lender
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He probably wants funds reallocated to study “weaving”
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Must be another regionalism - where I’m from we call salt and pepper table shakes
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Separation anxiety?
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Finally, our first glimpses at the long rumored Face/Off sequel