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pocketseagull.bsky.social
Video games, fantasy football, karaoke, and rasslin.
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I went strawberry pickin today. Very happy with how it went.
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The companies that buy our data that I assume Bluesky (like everybody else) is selling them.
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Not everything has to be about business. Sometimes things just exist as a service. As long as this place exists and somebody is willing to foot the bill to keep servers up, I care not one iota about its profitability. Nor should anyone except shareholders.
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I love it here. Why are you actively trying to make it worse by courting bad-faith arguments from known liars and grifters?
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And Sigmund Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes… youtu.be/rY1eXnbB1Mg?...
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Mina not beating the thirst trap allegations.
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No. They just couldn’t escape the chants and they brought him back.
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Gross.
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Munk. Ha.
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WUCHANG!
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Wait until the McKenzie’s become executives.
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Oh fuck that’s a good joke.
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Abundance of what? I haven’t delved too deeply into it.
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Soon as I saw the pic I’m like “ehhh was that really Twain?” Pretty ironic.
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This is all put out and paid for by publicists to elicit that exact reaction and get you googling these people so you know who they are. Don’t fall for it!
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I’m picking up from GameStop today at lunchtime and I’m TERRIFIED.
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Very cool, man!
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Legit question, Chris. When did you know you were good? I mean like good enough to actually make it professionally.
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Nutlick!!!
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I’ll certainly try! I’m a sicko but I’m a 41-year-old sicko with a job who usually passes out on the couch.
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“Literally us, the Blue Jays”
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We had to listen to “Traffic on the 8s” on AM radio to find out if there was an accident on our commute.
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Leopards don’t even want to eat THAT face.
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I watched the first half of your secret podcast and I absolutely agree with you and don’t agree with Sarah. I’m getting real tired of humoring the opinions and beliefs of infantile racists and uninformed hicks.
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Also MLFootball is kinda the fucking worst.
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I find this turn of events shocking.
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“Shituation Room” was RIGHT THERE, Drew!
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This was pretty easy for me. Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders.
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They caught the car and don’t know what to do with it so they’re making everybody think the car is still running and we have to chase it.
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Ding ding ding.
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Yeah, it’s dark. For my own sanity I try to just focus on the things and people I have directly in front of me because the minute I start to zoom out, even just to my community, I really don’t like what I see and I get a little upset.
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What 5% of Democrats want to end FDA inspections on food? What is wrong with us??
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No, they fucking suck. I’m just saying I’m not totally convinced that somebody better could break through against Teflon Don.
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Conservatives’ point was that institutions and corporations are disingenuous and share the same feelings they have about marginalized groups, but at least cons are honest about it, and that’s why they’re trusted. Hard to argue that they have a point. Seeing a lot less rainbow logos this Pride month.
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I’ll say though that Trump is this unique unicorn cult of personality where a great majority of people take everything he says at face value as gospel and Democrats are inherently seen as untrustworthy no matter what they say or how they say it. I don’t know how you can crack that code.
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I mean I hate Trump. I HATE him. But the Democrats fucking suck.
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I mean…take a look around. Maybe we hit the nail on the head.
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My wife told me all the shows she was planning on watching and I legit thought she was making up half of them.
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Got it. Thanks!
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Wait is Imagine Dragons MAGA? Say it ain’t so!
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She can do this because the people of Iowa are stupid hicks and she’ll get re-elected in a landslide. Get mad at me for calling them stupid hicks if you want, but until they stop voting for scum like this, I’ll be correct.
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“Mass” doesn’t mean “selectively targeted after extensive vetting.” Mass means FUCKING MASS.
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I’m also getting real tired of the narrative that we need to forgive the morons who didn’t know better. Maybe they should stop being fucking morons?
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I can give them a pass for 2016. I can’t give them a pass for 2024. This is absolutely what they voted for.
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You mean the voters? She’ll win re-election in a landslide.
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I always loved Tolkien’s little clap at the end.