poopfoot.bsky.social
The big brother you never had/asked for.
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🤮🤮🤮
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Appreciate you keeping my seat warm (and wet 🤢).
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Poser.
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I love an occasional sweet pickle.
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How are you gonna be talking about DP and eating out this early in the day? Some of us are trying to work.
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If that's the case, you're wasting your time with a pink ceiling. Popcorn ceiling all the way.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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I'm not above it.
5x5=25, you cunts.
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The ability to be silly and stupid with someone is the best part of any type of relationship.
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I'm having the same experience.
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Sometimes, words is hard.
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Thank you for this reminder. I change my furnace filters on The solstices and equinoxes, because I can always count on someone to post about them as my own personal reminder.
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Hell yeah!
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Say no more, fam.
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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I can only be tread on a little. Enough that they won't let me buy the special license plate, but still.
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I don't let Big 'Wave tell me how to live.
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THERE IS NO GOD
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🤐
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I'm jealous of the bottom worm's hourglass figure.
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Oh no, not happy. Never happy.
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Or scurvy.
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Gout maybe.
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From?
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A RECHARGEABLE universal remote?! I don't know why I wouldn't have thought this possible. We really are living in the future. (Shitty as it is.)
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A turtle is definitely a good omen.
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Crocs?! 😫
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He didn't get me any cinnamon bears! He's dead to me!
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I purposely didn't send you any snarky baseball skeets, because I didn't want to spoil anything if you were watching later.
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Somehow, this is all Ben's fault.
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Showing leg at the children's soccer game?
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...everything going okay up there?
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*sigh*
Well, anything is better than the Stormchasers, I guess.
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Which haircolor is this? Asking for a friend. One who doesn't ever have mental breakdowns. Super sane.
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Hell yeah.
Not being able to procreate rules.
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❓️❓️❓️
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Canadian, I assume, but you get the gist.
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You could've come back to claim the sock orphan!