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US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions. 🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️❤️ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
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it’s like they aren’t giving us DM rooms because they don’t trust us in groups

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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

collateral hammage, is this anything?

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

1 like = 1 fabled passage from an ancient forbidden story that only I have the ability to transcribe

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

4 is now calling colby jack cheese “tie dye cheese”

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

Sometimes I’ll buy a live lobster at the grocery store and go toss it in the ocean so it can warn the others

submitted 143 days ago • 23 comments

boss: did you finish that document? me: umm... I have a boyfriend

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

There's an old expression "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." Unfortunately, cats can't read nor understand old expressions.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I don’t think both parties are identical but I do think both parties believe they are as far left as anyone is allowed to go

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Jaws is returning to theaters for its 50th anniversary. Not our theater. But some others.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

See Republicans do run on this, but they specifically mean when the recipe had sawdust and radium in it.

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(all of the various Mario go-karts have a parade, and nobody comes to watch) Waluigi: Waah

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

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If it’s a winning hit, not a home run, this implies men on base. I would simply bunt the Christian baby as they are soft and notoriously difficult to field.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I love that feeling when your sheets are clean and your house is good smelling and you’re not a fascist

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

A very special “Fathers” Day for all the single moms out there who have to play both roles every…single…day. 🙏🏼 🫂

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

can someone give me $20,000, I need to buy Cheetos and then also have $19,994 leftover

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

me: “I think I’m autistic” fiancé: “do you have trouble understanding how other people feel?” me: “yes, it’s hard for me to understand how you feel sometimes” fiancé: “that’s because I’M autistic and have trouble expressing MY feelings! stop trying to steal my valor!”

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me

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got fired by the pharmacy for yelling "all present and erect" everytime i checked the viagra stock

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A Jimmy Kimmel bit where he sends out Scott Stapp with a microphone to ask random people in the street if they can take him higher

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I'm at brunch with my dude and a young dad walked in with two young kids wearing a shirt that says "I ❤️ Waterboarding Children" and I think that's the greatest gift I've been given on Father's Day.

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We’re clawing back our democracy one funny sign at a time

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

dad (looking out the window at the apocalypse): really comin down out there

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.

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