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US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions. 🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️❤️ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
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Them (with the depression that makes you suicidal): Do you know any painless ways to kill yourself Me (with the depression that makes you funny): Wait until he dies and then orgasm to death

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they're gonna check this week to see if george bush sees his shadow, if he does that'll mean six more years of war in iran

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People out there thinking they got main character energy just cause they're an unreliable narrator

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What idiot called it a pot farm and not the high ground?

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Saw a survey asking, "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and immediately thought, "Oh, I definitely oppose them."

submitted 395 days ago • 20 comments

If you saw a guy in a black and white striped suit, cape, domino mask, oversized tie, and zorro hat steal a hamburger no you didn't

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

MARY TODD LINCOLN: what are you wearing to your gettysburg whatchamacallit ABE LINCOLN: *address MARY TODD LINCOLN: do u want to borrow one of mine

submitted 3 hours ago • 7 comments

Truth be told I sometimes use big words I don't fully understand just to make me sound cleverer and more ambidextrous.

submitted 588 days ago • 11 comments

The first rule of fight club is: you do not tell your mom that I let you watch fight club, kids

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

What idiot called them incels and not B.O. Max

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"you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses" I say holding a guy with glasses in front of me as a shield

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

I’m at the age where I think: That shouldn’t go in the dryer, and it’s annoying.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Add a rotting corpse and ruin a movie/tv show! The Day the Rotting Corpse Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

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Every Rotting Corpse, Everywhere, All At Once

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Add a rotting corpse and ruin a movie/tv show! Two Men And A Baby And A Rotting Corpse

submitted 1 hour ago • 5 comments

[cha cha slide voice] give in to the voices now yall

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

What idiot called it MAGA and not the Central Stupidity Agency

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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

submitted 6 hours ago • 13 comments

A senator celebrating the murder of political opponents should be expelled. Not debated. Not excused. Expelled.

submitted 1 day ago • 613 comments

it’s like they aren’t giving us DM rooms because they don’t trust us in groups

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

collateral hammage, is this anything?

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

1 like = 1 fabled passage from an ancient forbidden story that only I have the ability to transcribe

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

4 is now calling colby jack cheese “tie dye cheese”

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Sometimes I’ll buy a live lobster at the grocery store and go toss it in the ocean so it can warn the others

submitted 143 days ago • 23 comments

boss: did you finish that document? me: umm... I have a boyfriend

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There's an old expression "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." Unfortunately, cats can't read nor understand old expressions.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I don’t think both parties are identical but I do think both parties believe they are as far left as anyone is allowed to go

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee

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Jaws is returning to theaters for its 50th anniversary. Not our theater. But some others.

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See Republicans do run on this, but they specifically mean when the recipe had sawdust and radium in it.

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(all of the various Mario go-karts have a parade, and nobody comes to watch) Waluigi: Waah

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My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

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If it’s a winning hit, not a home run, this implies men on base. I would simply bunt the Christian baby as they are soft and notoriously difficult to field.

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