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Stay-at-home dog father. Obsessed with cleaning, dogs, and cleaning my dogs. Easily twice as weird as you think. Pfp coming soon
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NYT: Bill Clinton will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor, the latest example of how establishment Democrats seem to favor Cuomo over Zohran Mamdani, his progressive rival.

I think the Democratic establishment severely underestimates the extent to which the younger half of the electorate would cheerfully send Bill Clinton to Gitmo ourselves

Cuomo and Bill Clinton are picking up Kevin Spacey then they’re all gonna break Harvey Weinstein out of jail to start a sexual predator Fantastic Four.

Late arsonist ‘always lit up a room’ say family.

I’m sitting in the garden and somewhere in earshot there’s a soprano (v good I might add) singing wartime classics like pack up your troubles and nightingale in Berkeley sq. with a pianist. While I’m enjoying it, it’s really adding to the impending sense we’re about to enter into a world war tbqhwy…

A bunch of noble masked ice agents just came into my local chase branch waving guns, told us all to hide on the floor for safety and deported nine duffel bags full of money.

Can we all just take a moment to remember this brave theatre sign writer who tragically passed away whilst doing the job he loved.

"Be careful what you say on BlueSky, it might be held against you in court" Prosecutor: Sir, did you call our border czar Thomas Homan a...what's the word... a "bitch"? Witness under oath: Yes sir that's correct

If Nintendo are doing their cinematic universe there needs to be a Mario Kart movie. It should follow a Koopa trying to escape the poverty and oppression by representing his people against the ruling class in a blood sport. It'll be 3 hours long and as serious as heart disease.

The adoption site listed you as a pug, beagle, whippet mix, the exact combo I was looking for, despite the fact you were clearly a border collie. Because the universe knew it wasn't a particular breed I needed. It was you. You were pure light and joy. I'll love you forever, Abby. 4/1/2010-6/16/2025

dipping my hog in queso so your mom gets her calcium

Periodic reminder: Free Luigi.

The absolute full-court press from media + elites on behalf of Cuomo demonstrates yet again that when they want to make something a story -- not just "cover it," but pound on it until it sinks in as a public narrative -- they know exactly how.

Five Guys is like, "here's your greasy bag of fries complete with performative fry cup; that will be $57.99 please."

You’re only as old as the sounds you make when you get out of the car

Please allow 6-8 weeks for us to forget this ever happened.

him: i thought by now we’d have flying cars me: i thought by now we’d be able to get a milkshake at mcdonalds

my name is Mark and i'm here to say these glasses are cool please don't laugh at me

there's a gas station chain called "Kum & Go" but I can't make lighthearted death threats on the internet? cool country we got here

singing fight song as i crumple to the shower floor sobbing

the list of Cuomo endorsers is actually a great way to identify people who need to be driven out of the Democratic Party as soon as possible

So the next time we have a Democratic President in office, the Republicans are going to be fine with him taking over every “red” state’s National Guard anytime they ignore mandates, like healthcare, equal rights, or to hunt down rightwing militias, etc. Correct?

I tapped my Uber driver on the shoulder and he screamed and swerved into a tree. I said, “You’re a little jumpy!” And he replied, "sorry. It's my first day with Uber. I've been driving a hearse for 20 years."

i opened my fortune cookie and it screamed is that good?

Threw a bad sex party and no one came.

Just saying, there's "scientific uncertainty" for gender-affirming care for minors in the same way that there's "uncertainty" about vaccines or Earth being round. It's a disingenuous validation of a viewpoint that is clearly and consistently contradicted by science.

"Smart is sexy😏" Everybody says that until they're staring down the barrel of a twenty-minute info dump about the real-life etymology of Klingon words and phrases

we need less "if you don't let me transition I'll kill myself" and more "if you don't let me transition I'll kill you"

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

me reading eight different kinds of catastrophic news at the same time: hahaha hellll yeah rock and roll baby

If you weren’t so full of liberal bias, you would appreciate that Elon has built SpaceX into the world’s biggest and best fireworks company.

I wonder how much usage if ChatGPT as a search engine and a fact checker will last after they paywall it.

Ah. So this is why my feed is full of this meme. Perhaps a tweak of the algorithm is in order.

please don’t put in the newspaper that that i got swamp ass

I think a lot of journalists and politicians thought that coming to Bluesky would get them praised and worshipped like it was 2017 Twitter and the fact that didn’t instantly happen has absolutely broken their brains

Hot take: the way Tucker grills Ted Cruz in those clips should be the rule not the exception. If more of the media did this we would be in a much better place* (* = It should go without saying that we are not and never will be Tucker fans)

My superpower is I can shapeshift into a slightly more decrepit version of myself over a period of 5-10 years

NOTE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS: Regime change starts at home.

The takeaway from the Tucker Carlson Ted Cruz interview is that the American public has been so badly cheated for so long by the people pretending to be the political media that when anyone asks a basic follow up that an 8th grade schoolpaper reporter would it feels like cutting edge journalism

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that

Thanks to Mr Trump we finally have LAW AND ORDER in this country (unidentified goons kidnapping people off the street in broad daylight)

his name is lindsay graham because he's a big dumb cracker

new york times writers hearing the drums of war and receiving a +4 Deception buff

THIS pivot will definitely work, I said, stepping on the rake again and hitting myself square between the eyes nypost.com/2025/06/16/b...