porkchop888.bsky.social
Free climber extraordinaire.
Love Scotch whiskey.
Alright perhaps free climber was an exaggeration .
But I have walked up stairs more often than fallen down them !
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Now that's a man that anticipates future business.
Just don't start selling steaks , vodka , water etc .
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Stupid brought you further than expected Old Don but you're pushing your luck little man.
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There is worse coming.
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At least if he wore a suit alterations wouldn't have to be made to accommodate the diapers.
Don't even get me started on the couch humper.
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Continue.
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Exhaustion is not an option this time.
The others Are gathering. That is A good thing. COLIN
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Seems to work fine .
Better than being a congressman and hanging out in toilet stalls looking for directions to your wife ! Laughing 😃
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I did .
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OH this one hit the spot !
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Shouldn't the instrument used be the world's smallest Violin ?
(Laughing emoticon)
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Like an unholy creature within sacred grounds.
Never send what you believe to be a lesser form of life to accomplish the task at hand .
No emoticons are neCCesary.
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Just send a dog to pee on the bumper. It'll burst into flames.
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In Elonia ZZ the case was to remove pain from its past.
And that certainly isn't working.
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Nothing wrong with surrendering to beaver occasionally but Y'all NAZIS better take care.
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So much more but repeating all his crimes will take longer than the sentence he will serve. Until oh nevermind the pineapples are being prepared for insertion.
Signed SATAN.
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What is the going rate for 1 (pinky finger in corner of mouth) million pounds of Ketamine?
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Reading the constitution would be beyond someone's grasp that if toilet paper had instructions he would still end up covered in shite !
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Hey pretty much had 2.
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This will cheer you up!
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Parachutes not included.
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Thinking.
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Couldn't have said it better myself because I didn't.
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Unfortunately sometimes people get what they asked for.
Apparently it will suck to be stupid soon .
And that shite has Always bean incurable.
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Take all the money you don't require because there have Always been old souls that figure IT out or you shall knot.
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Apparently knot.