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bonkered off the yoinky McLaren F1 fan (I swear I’m not one of the annoying ones)
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My boy just made me midnight nachos I’m a lucky man

submitted 199 days ago • 9 comments

grilled cheese tomato soup is there for me always

submitted 204 days ago • 5 comments

Why is everyone posting about pizza or is my discovery feed just busted

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Filled with fear and trembling at the sight of one single (cooked) rigatoni in a urinal at the Secaucus Junction bathroom. Whatever this augurs will surely be powerful. I am grateful to have witnessed it.

submitted 204 days ago • 83 comments

DoorDash

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

I know I’m late but Kendrick’s new album is so good

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

Want to stop guests from coming over? Serve nothing but La Croix. They won’t return.

submitted 207 days ago • 39 comments

i will never produce anything of value and for just $5 a month, i can prove it to you

submitted 207 days ago • 2 comments

[at lunch] Me: [to waitress]: "I have a question about the menu please." Waitress: "The men I please are none of your business."

submitted 207 days ago • 84 comments

Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet

submitted 206 days ago • 161 comments

What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.

submitted 207 days ago • 995 comments

i could go for a supervolcano right about now

submitted 206 days ago • 4 comments

“It's a boy!" -- Me, as I pass a cigar under the bathroom stall to the guy next to me

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree

submitted 207 days ago • 530 comments

They are cutting me open tomorrow to try and find out where the ticking noise is coming from

submitted 207 days ago • 9 comments

Every Walgreens has three guys decked out like it's the Iraq Surge and zero employees inside to unlock the deodorant encased in plexiglass

submitted 208 days ago • 14 comments

WHAT DO WE WANT? A better short-term memory. WHAT DO WE WANT?

submitted 208 days ago • 2 comments

Passing a law that the federal government only recognizes two genders: Godzilla and Mechagodzilla.

submitted 209 days ago • 4 comments

just got into the VIP section of the sewer, where all the high profile shits end up

submitted 208 days ago • 5 comments

I've been stealing shark blood and ingesting it so I can get more teeth than you

submitted 209 days ago • 6 comments

Pierre gasly in p3

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

Max and lando still somehow starting right next to each other after that q3

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

What is this bullshit nascar

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

filling out job apps b like "ever since i was a little girl, i dreamt of increasing shareholder value"

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Not to mention… you know

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

I'm big ffagoot

submitted 209 days ago • 5 comments

I went to the movies tonight and DID NOT tell the concession worker “you too” after they told me to enjoy the movie. I’m unstoppable.

submitted 210 days ago • 30 comments