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Pretty bland, indeed. 🫀 https://bsky.app/profile/slowdrawmusic.bsky.social 🧟‍♀️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaaks4rpfoekm
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Apparently I missed some things when I logged of. 👀 ☕

Hey! You're awesome, I hope you know that.

Keeping to myself so I don't bother you.

Look at this sunflower I grew. LOOK AT IT

A bug just bounced off my pupil. It wasn't a pleasant experience.

When Dan Patrick asked those people if they wanted to take a bag of edibles home, every one behind him was contemplating it. Hell, those were probably from his stash. Dork.

I wanna know all the stupid stuff going on in your life. Fill me in...

Probably. I don't know.

If you don't like me you better tell me now, otherwise you'll never get rid of me.

People will hate you for little things, like existing.

I don't know. It's probably me. 🤷‍♀️

My hips dont lie, they remind me I'm no longer 25.

A mashup of the Pixies & Ween in my head: Is she weird is she white is she promised to the night I can't put my finger on it.

I'm awake, but the nightmare continues.

Now streaming!

I love when you're unintentionally following someone turn for turn on your drive & then they also notice you following them but don't know it's unintentional & start speeding up to lose you. I get it completely, but it's still humorous.

I got blocked by 42 amazing people probably because I'm too awesome.

Ahhh power outage

If you see this, post a blue character

I wonder sometimes if Tigra and Bunny still like the boom.

25 yrs ago, shortly after I got married, a family member was giving us some advice. The advice? "Dont use toothpaste to try to prevent pregnancy! It doesn't work & burns like hell!" So, a little advice for you too: Toothpaste is for teeth & not a spermicide.

I just plucked my first chin hair. Does this mean I'm magical now?

Sitting on the sideline holding grudges pauses your life, not theirs.

At home, in Tx, and woke up with a massive headache. I didn't have a headache the entire week we were outta state. Weird.

Back home in the heat & humidity, severe storm lurking & road rage all around. Ahhhh Texas.

About 5 hrs and we'll be back home in Tx. Kansas City & Minneapolis were fun, but I'm happy we'll be in our bed tonight.

Today's adventure: Paisley Park. w/ @slowdrawmusic.bsky.social

25 yrs today! @slowdrawmusic.bsky.social

Some people like to make things difficult for themselves when there's an easier route & then bitch about how hard things are.

I'm gonna be pissed if the dumb asshole prevents us from seeing The Cure.