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Writer of (mostly) horror and librarian. Also trans, queer, polyam, and Jewish. theodorehill.weebly.com for contact info, publication credits, and super strange testimonials. Co-Editor @dielaughingmag.bsky.social / Wario of @cassandradaucus.bsky.social
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Just helped an older woman open a bottle of water at the mall and it was weirdly gender euphoric.

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In the Eyes of the Hungry is available now (link below). -Meet the authors- Jennifer McArdle, Of Bats and Apes “looked up monsters from 1930s films and learned about the Ape Lady…and wrote a dust bowl tale of two misfit friends trying to survive.” castaignepublishing.bigcartel.com/product/in-t...

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these clowns sent my books COD for $7000 they said "pay it, we'll pay you back" I asked them to confirm that they had $7k available. they admitted they did not anyways, we ruined a UPS driver's day, since I refused the books and the rest of his deliveries were stuck behind them

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Instead of accepting then cancelling pro-AI in libraries panels, library conferences could try *not* accepting them in the first place and instead scheduling AI resistance panels. Help us do our jobs better, not set us up for failure.

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Post an unusual sign if you feel like it

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This is so true. 99% of book bans have the intended effect: you never hear about those books again. The 1% of banned books that become infamous bestsellers elsewhere are not the norm.

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The thrill of anticipating a new book is like waiting for the stars to align just right. Crafting for Sinners sounds like a delightful escape! Can't wait to dive into its world. ✨ #booksky #books

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artists are neat.

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god this could be really fucking cute while also addressing toxic gender expectations...HYPED

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i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

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Turns out there was a more exciting message than better things aren’t possible

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i heard it's time to make a bad comic #makeaterriblecomicday2025

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I promise I won't rank Cuomo

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One of my biggest pet peeves is when you're earnestly engaging with a piece of media and allowing yourself to feel and you get one of two responses "You know it's not real right? Or "If this made you cry/scream I'm worried about you in the real world"

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Demand an affidavit ballot and submit it. Your vote will count.

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"Do you want your Congressperson to compromise with people who are telling babies they're going to hell? Or do you want your Congressperson to flip those people off?"

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This man is the lead of the next Marvel movie, appearing in the next Avengers flick, one of the leads of a major HBO series, and is The Mandalorian and when every Hollywood PR hack would go "HEY PEDRO BABY SHHH ABOUT THE TRANS STUFF" he won't shut up and I will love him for it forever

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Terrible Comic Day, you say? Good an opportunity as any to tell a joke that's been stuck in my head all day for some reason.

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It's out TODAY #horrorfam 🥳 Get it while it's hot! #amreading #yabooks #sapphic Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/23... Zon: a.co/d/cmqivtC B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/maryneal-1...

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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

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Readers who enjoy strange, grotesque, darkly humorous, erotic, angry, leftist horror fiction should request a review copy!

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