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it's plausibly deceptive to sell "Kids" gummies identical to adult gummies, and to advertise "4 g fiber" when a serving requires 2 gummies

Medusa doesn't need health insurance because most of her hair is COBRA extensions

So...we've been tracking your use of our web player, and guess when you’re listening the most (weekdays)...and the least (weekends)? Y’all really love to listen at work, don’t you? 😂

Apropos of nothing that happened yesterday, The Mountain Goat's No Children has been on repeat in my brain for a while now. I've always felt that chorus was missing a line, but I've never been able to hear the words, just the rhythm of QEEQQ. It's bugged me for years.

meanwhile, in Tokyo

Update: authorities have announced that today will receive a minimum of 8 hours of stoppage time

Trump and Elon broke up

So if the BBB fails, do we think Congress has the ability still to pass a debt ceiling increase or do we think Trump will just ignore it like everything else?

Found out today that my state cut all preexisting funding for overdose prevention, addiction, & “harm reduction efforts to reduce overdose rates and deaths.” The city I live and work in has as many overdose deaths as San Francisco and my state is in the top worst for overdose for the past 15 years.

Executives at ULA watching the Musk-Trump shitfit:

Understanding this post means you must touch grass immediately

O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.

Musk should ban Trump from Twitter. Just for kicks.

Do you think if we taunt TFG enough, he'll do it? Cause as devastating as that would be for the US in general, I want to see it happen.

the best part of this whole shitfight is that there’s no upside to it for either of them

The idea is to fill bluesky with pictures of hotdogs and hamburgers.

@28tauri.net Would you look at that, it's already up. Thanks for submitting it!

I... oh my god. amandaguinzburg.substack.com/p/diabolus-e...

Has anyone done any research on the potentially interesting mass loss of cultural tropes caused by the shift to democratized and younger content creators? I don't mean to presume that this is happening, but I've certainly experienced some of it. For example, the vaudeville hook. I am a millennial

I need this clip to be an accessible reaction gif. It's so perfect.

I've been to NYC three times in my life and I can tell you my order, the type of bagel, and the place. Are there better? Probably! I've only been three times. But for the record my order is Classic Nova, untoasted, on a Rainbow Bagel from Liberty Bagels near Penn Station. What a loser.

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