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next presidential candidate has to promise to send that bald prick to gitmo forever or i'm not voting for them.

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Oval Office, May 2025 Stephen Miller: Anyway I was proposing that we apportion 10 million dollars for trees to smash babies against. Hegseth: I request more lead in my crayons Bessent and Elon in the corner:

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i swear to god if i wake up tomorrow and see that levy has hired a midtable premier league manager i will commit crimes

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

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My personal highlight of July 2025 was when Elon was put on trial for, in a ketamine-induced psychotic stupor, attempting to 9/11 the White House with a Falcon Heavy

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Anyone got odds on elon getting apartment windowed before the year is out?

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man even the hitlersite is better about not showing ai slop on the feed

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Dispelling all my anxiety about the future with the knowledge that I'm gonna be forced out of my apartment window by a palantir death squad before the age of 25

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100% win rate in the David "Scouser Mourinho" Critchley era

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Weekly case study of how sustained twitter usage actually causes brain damage: supposed normie socdems recreating Khmer Rouge-type Billions Must Die thought from first principles.

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event banner RNGesus just beat the shit outta me

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Not using tiktok or reels feels like being a victorian londoner and not drinking from the cholera wells

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Rough beast, bethlehem, etc. etc.

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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

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Literally more stressed than at any point during the past semester and its because of the fuckass europa league final

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Watch him survive and try again in 2028

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just got hit by a tornado lmao

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I'm not much of a fan of "billions must die" posting but it's clear that after all this is over at least a couple dozen need to do so.

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Somehow a little usb thumb drive clipped to my keyring has been the most useful investment of the past year

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PI has been away from the lab for like a week alongside the specific measurement equipment I need to finish this fuckass paper

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Am about ready to go full AFTV on Mellberg, Lutz and co.

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Some have called him the Brazilian Neymar

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Tech ceos are so unoriginal, every few months another one endorses some "fundamental restructuring of society" and every time it's literally just blitzscale epstein island like come on dude

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Elon must be beating the absolute shit out of the backend grok prompts lmao

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Watched a single video dunking on american duginists and now youtube has filled my recommendations with "billions must die" ML types.

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Brain eating amoeba 🙏

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Whenever I see the democratic party being completely useless and incompetent I take a look at what's happening in britain and remember that it could be so much worse

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what rough beast slouches towards bethlehem to be born

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