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I do hospital contracts (not a lawyer), bowling, and poker. Boring, mid-40s white guy, married Dad of 2 wonderful girls. 📍Central PA
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✨WHEEZING✨ (please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)

I want to start a sportsbook where you can wager on the likelihood of future litigation resulting from a new-to-market product. For the first betting line, the new Cherry Blossom flavored Pine-Sol energy drink from the Clorox Corp. Wrongful death lawsuit within 1 year of launch: (-1100)

Yesterday's episode of the NPDS Podcast with @davidsamson.bsky.social was all about nerves in sports on the heels of some weekend Game 7s and I'd like to share my experience with sports performance under pressure. I have bowled a 300 game 21 times in sanctioned leagues/tournaments over the years.

It is a family joke to this day, but as a young know-it-all kid, I somehow got in my head that ALL birds fly south for the winter. I must've thought that there wasn't a single bird in the sky past December and never once looked up to dispel myself of that notion? I get shit for it to this day.

Just so everyone knows in case I ever become Pope, you can find me front row camera side on the June 12, 2006 episode of Monday Night Raw in State College witnessing the glorious return of Dx.

I honestly have no fucking clue what a tankie even is, and I'm perfectly fine with that.

OK, this is fucking awesome.

Holy Shit!

is this... a pro-abortion billboard?

I will extremely disappointed if we do not end up with Pope Pizzaballa and his election should be contingent on him keeping the name "I was thinking of like John XXIV" "You're Pope Pizzaballa" "But..." "We haven't sent up the smoke yet..."

@pablo.show @davidpsamson.bsky.social 3 Words: Weekly. Sporting. Class. When's the next episode guys?

Same energy

Look, I not into conspiracies or reading too much into things, but Sanders to the Browns feels like the biggest possible Fuck You imaginable. (FU to Sanders, of course)

Yeah, that makes sense. bsky.app/profile/psub...

I Know What The Pope Did Last Summer

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

As long as we’re doing French Revolution takes, let’s all remember that Mark Twain’s is undefeated:

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

tim curry in famous works of art: thread