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I do hospital contracts (not a lawyer), bowling, and poker. Boring, mid-40s white guy, married Dad of 2 wonderful girls. 📍Central PA
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God almighty, I wish I lived anywhere close to this place just so I could go to a park and watch some asshole loser screaming to an onlooking crowd, "I'm here you coward! LFG!!!".
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I dunno man, I feel like it is really hard for a guy with SEVEN no-hitters to be overrated.
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Imagine the guttural screams of offended masculinity if someone proposed a crazy regulation that mandated GPS-driven governors that limit cars to no more than the posted speed limit +10mph.
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Mark Sanchez, snapping his fingers and staring menacingly at the camera as he walks down the tunnel during pre-game intros.
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What a fucking asshole.
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Spicy Chili Crisp has this affect on any meal, with the exception perhaps being chocolate chip raspberry pancakes and I'm not even willing to concede that one until I try it.
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To be fair, he did say "in living memory", and he can't be older than, what, 14, tops?
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I was calmer and more focused than I can ever recall being on the lanes. I don't know if that is that what being "in the zone" is for professional athletes or if getting nervous in the first place is a prerequisite, but I missed in the first frame of the third game so my time there was brief.
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or they just were gone entirely because the 3 strikes in the 10th frame were the best balls I threw all night. I actually paused for half a second and grinned to myself because I could physically feel the lack of nerves, it was weird. Like, I knew I should be nervous like always, but I just wasn't.
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It was a 5-man league and it was probably about an hour from finishing the first game to the 10th frame of the 2nd game. I hadn't missed yet so I still had the illustrious 900 series (3 perfect games) in my mind to further elevate the nerves. I guess I either just got used to the butterflies....
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I would start to feel the butterflies a little once I got to the 9th frame in every one of those 300s, except for one. One night in league play, I started the night with back-to-back 300s, front 24 in bowling parlance. That 2nd 300, I felt no butterflies whatsoever in the 10th frame.
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Uh, excuse me, but I bowl regularly. May I borrow the bowling alley negotiating robot?
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"Call Mr. Beast, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Beast."
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I own one such shirt that looks very similar to the one below. I have had the thing for at least 25 years. It had been missing for years and then I did a closet clean out a few months ago and found it. Not gonna lie, I had a small, but noticeable, emotional reaction.
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Pardon me sir, but I believe you meant 20-0.
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zero chance they convict* *Results may vary depending on your skin color and State of residence.
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I want a godamn Weird All Super Bowl Halftime Show while we're here!!!!!
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A savvy move for a future Dem Prez would be to disavow the CiC moniker just to sit back and watch Fox News hosts scream, "You are the Commander in Chief!!!!".
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How much legal validity would a response from the DOJ hold that said something like, "The President's statements to a third-party journalist do not represent the position of the DOJ with regards to this matter and may not accurately reflect the capabilities of the White House"? Basically, He lied.
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Is this a video/audio commercial that went to production? You can't throw that out there without a link. Sounds too damn awesome.
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Uh.....
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They were chilled monkey brains. Relax. Seriously though, at least a little part of me hates Spielberg for disparaging delicious Indian cuisine like that and delaying/preventing a shitload of impressionable youth from trying it (myself included).
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My wife and I panic-purchased 15 jars of the stuff. (Which is honestly, like, a 6-month supply, at best) Some people are just built different.
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I think they're on to you, Dude. Better lay low a while.
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Lee Corso throws white or black smoke bombs instead of putting on mascot helmets.
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Mel Kiper Voice: "Todd, this Cardinal outta of a little parish in Southern Lima is flying under everyone's radar, I'm tellin' ya."
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My kids watch and it is great. With JK Simmons to boot.