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pthor.bsky.social
Stretching reality, builder of worlds, developer, Swift, SwiftUI. TTRPGs
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It's never too soon to start running. 😱
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Does it have ketchup?
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I swear I thought this was an Onion article.
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Same
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I thought felons weren’t allowed?
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Same. Quite amazing really in this age of instant information.
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Ah that judging face.
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Cool! As well as a Fifth Element tattoo.
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Oops, I meant I appreciate your heavy cologne and hair gel? 😨
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Oh, and never wash your hair. Always look sweaty and unprepared.
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I'd have to ask "which character, I have so many?". 😅
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youtu.be/3R1tZ6l876Q?...
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This is pushing countries towards China. Do they not realize that?
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Same.
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Which god? There are so many. How do you tell them apart if they lie?
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www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
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I also assume this was spewed from an AI.
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Love the “stay trashy” sticker. 😏
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But hey, they have the autopen, so everything is fine!
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We closed our PayPal accounts years ago now because of these issues. It's maddening.
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Maybe they trained their AI on Dorian Grey, or possibly Season 3 of Critical Role? It's funny, but not when so many workplaces are forcing us to use these flawed systems.
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Texas is probably building its own nuclear arsenal.
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Happy Mother’s Day!
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We don't really know if they are any better.
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Why Celtic??
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..on a napkin and covered in ketchup.
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It's human suit is slipping.
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All the cardinals stood to applaud him.