pukner.bsky.social
like a thumbtack that god stepped on. twt/ao3/tumblr: @ pukner
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he will be so brave and he will kiss someone!!!! and maybe even keep them!!!!!!
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they're fighting for their lives out here meanwhile steve's playing the world's tiniest violin to himself all on his lonesome
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he's shy around Eddie......he thinks Eddie's real cute......eddie thinks steve despises him bc he keeps staring like 👁️👁️ from across the room and never saying a word to him
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maybe tonight will be the night!!
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it's ok!!! he can try again!!
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I like to think he isn't even in denial he just likes to have a little drink so he can be brave....but all the boys he kisses don't seem to want him....they never even talk to him afterwards....but they do all hang out together a lot....just not with him......
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they all NEED IT
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oh he absolutely watched the whole thing with his dick in hand. he thinks he was hidden enough that the guys didn't see him, but they absolutely did. and angled steve better so eddie could get a show. eddie does not know this.
steve Does.
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I'd die for duck with no arms
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through a series of deeply unfortunate events. this is also how jeff accidentally joins the basketball team.
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help he's betrayed he's shaken to the core he's swooning like a victorian maiden and waking up to kill jeff for not telling him
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steve wasn't even THAT drunk he just likes to kiss boys and needed some liquid courage bc he gets nervous.....and sometimes it's a lot of liquid courage......ok so maybe he has a problem......
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jeff gets accosted by carol and tommy and sworn to secrecy, and then a card for a support group. this is how he finds out about the string of guys that steve's been handsy with while drunk, who have all been threatened into silence.
he walks in and sees half the basketball team.
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eddie, pining: I bet his lips are so soft
jeff, absently: oh they are
eddie:
jeff:
eddie:
jeff: uh. in my dreams. they are soft in my dreams.
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📌
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help I feel like he'd enjoy that 😭😭😭😭
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it's ok we r ignoring each other's typos like god intended
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he's like 👁️👁️ wow a boy who can fuck me hard and mean and manhandle me and EVERYTHING.....wait....he won't look at me....does he not like me......does he hate me......
meanwhile eddie is fighting for his life trying to stay respectful
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he will have yk work up to making eye contact without popping a boner but I believe in him he can do it on god he will fuck that boy
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omg 👁️
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it's about to get MESSY