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I watched the Oilers game and I'm sad. Why can't my team play like this when they need to be great

I was lucky enough to get on Puck Soup's call in show last night. I didn't talk about the Leafs because I didn't want to be sad with @downgoesbrown.bsky.social as he wearily tapped the sign

Non-Leafs fans are going to hate this so just ignore me, whatever, but I can’t even describe how frustrating it is that one clear way to win in hockey is to be dirty as hell and dare them to try to call it all, and that option simply isn’t open to the Leafs.

Hell ya

"a goaltending duel tonight" Chris Cuthbert, great guy, very dumb sentence

Fuck the anaheim ducks

Just a reminder that the Florida Panthers' Assistant GM is Colin Campbell's son. For no reason a reminder

Nylander is the leafs best player in the series

If Pierre Poilievre can’t close the deal now, against a rank rookie politician in Mark Carney, it won’t be because of Trump. It will be because too many Canadians looked at him — the real him, the one he’s been showing off in all his rallies — and decided “That guy’s not for me.” #Opinion

Jets decided "ok if playoff Helleybuck is back in net, we just won't give up any shots!"

This part

Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador

when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular

Murphy: "The vast majority of Republicans, their number one priority is Trump seizing power, and the Trump family and the MAGA universe holding power forever ... with the exception of maybe 20 Republicans in the Senate, the GOP inside Congress is done with democracy."

Jim Spanfeller is legitimately the most incompetent boss in the history of the online media industry.

1) Fox News is for real not showing stock-market ticker during this week's collapse. 2) Its economic news is "strong jobs report." 3) Every time I've checked in today, the coverage has been "illegal immigrants committing new crimes." This is state propaganda, on a par with North Korea or PRC.

Twitter is your exclusive hub for getting tariff advice from a YouTuber who was permanently banned from Magic: The Gathering tournaments for harassing cosplayers

If you still believe you can negotiate with the President to reach a solution to these definitely not imaginary trade issues, you're an idiot, a traitor, or both. And you absolutely should not be Prime Minister.

my stock answer for why anyone related to the Trump administration does anything is “they’re dumb nazis” and that’s never been wrong

American readers: you probably think this is some combination of silly/fanciful/unrealistic. We take it deadly seriously and will readily die defending ourselves.

Important to remember heading into an election 1. You don't need to register to vote 2. Just bring proof of address to a polling station 3. If u are voting Conservative and want your vote to count in the Carbon Tax Election u must scrawl "axe the tax" across your ballot

I'm tired of new podcasts

Ever since he announced his run for #CPCLdr - PP has never sat down for an interview with an English-language national news network.

Republicans’ partisan spending bill turns the federal government into a slush fund for Donald Trump and Elon Musk. It’s unthinkable that any Senate Democrat would hand them a blank check by voting for cloture.

If you vote for this Republican Funding Bill, you are complicit in all that DOGE, President Elon, and Trump does.

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

i think shutting the government down is preferably to nullifying article i of the constitution

Every word of this is a lie.

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

every day I spend time thinking about how stupid and unnecessary all of this is and I hate it