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submitted 4 hours ago • 28 comments

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

submitted 5 hours ago • 59 comments

those south african asylum seekers rn

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Everyone to Aaron Rodgers right now

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

submitted 6 hours ago • 63 comments

*suddenly appears through a cloud of galaxy gas*

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

What's so annoying is that Trump is right - why didn't Biden do it????

submitted 7 hours ago • 161 comments

ya I am loving "he's the world's sickest pedo [true]...who I personally underwrote [also true]"

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

i mean its not really an allegation or a "big bomb" when news organizations have a file photo demonstrating the truth of the allegation ready to run with it

submitted 6 hours ago • 26 comments

“Poster’s Madness” is now a structural theory of international politics and domestic coalition-maintenance and degradation. Throw out that IR degree.

submitted 6 hours ago • 27 comments

fucking dying man lol

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

this will be an all-time poster's day. I can feel the breeze off the mountains

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

lol

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

Actually, this isn’t true. No such play or movie was ever produced.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

For the good of the country and indeed the world, Elon Musk and Donald Trump must hash out their differences and make peace, and also that conversation must happen while both of them pilot this two-person submersible I made down to the wreck of the Titanic.

submitted 9 hours ago • 36 comments

teslas will now exclusively be sold to people with Memento-style amnesia

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I think this was 2020, but never forget "student loan forgiveness, but only for pell grant recipients who have run a business in a disadvantaged neighborhood for 3 years"

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

APOLLO: “With mortgage rates close to 7% and home prices at all-time highs, the share of first-time home buyers as a share of all houses sold has declined from 50% in 2010 to only 24% today ..”

submitted 14 hours ago • 35 comments

No way they made the little Apple Music animation for Carrie & Lowell just the two of them fading in and out of existence

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

NEVER let them say you don't matter or that you can't make a difference in someone's life!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

this is happening at my place this afternoon

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sources tell Shams Charania thank you for the Shams Charania update. -- Breaking News from Shams Charania

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

everyone was unfortunately spreading panic about the masked unaccountable secret police storming their neighborhood it was the olympic hotel in black hawk down

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Backing candidates in gerrymandered red districts: $0 Backing young primary candidates: $0 James Carville: $100,000 Free Tacos for Republicans: $360,000 Backing progressive candidates at all anywhere: $0 someone who is good at electoralism please send me $5 my party is dying

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

he's not a criminal sex pest like the other guy sure, but have you considered the fact that Mamdani has never even once managed a shift at taco bell?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

lol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

A/B testing headlines to find the most enraging clickbait is crazy work, so is admitting it

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I have a One Simple Trick. We'll see if they go for it.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Lmao they all got tired of seeing his fucking mug at every Knicks game too

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If you start drafting anything that would offend Bezos a bunch of Saudi hacksaw guys appear on your screen like banzai buddy

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

NBA GMs are truly like no other

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

New funniest time for it to happen just dropped

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

The annoying theater kids must be ruthlessly purged if there’s any future for the party

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Giving Republicans a free meal in an attempt to own them is about the best way I can describe the Democratic Party

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

Many such cases!

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Damn!!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

John Redcorn was pretty much the only contemporary Native representation I had in comedy growing up. Probably the funniest Native character in cartoon history and a lot of that was on Jonathan Joss' pitch perfect rezzy uncle performance. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Hakeem Jeffries is maybe the first politician in Washington who could be convincingly replaced by AI, even in its current state. A trailblazer.

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

There's no actual belief among elites against remote work, they just know that workers like it and they oppose anything workers like on principle. Mistreating workers is the core of the ideology.

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

It would be on brand for the democrats to go through the trouble of cloning an 80 year old just to get owned by the senate parliamentarian

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments