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is there anything more tired and grating in pop culture than deadpool

GEOFF KEIGHLEY: and i am just so pissed the fuck off to announce:

They should make a non-anime style video game imo #SGF

“I’ll always be here for you. Either of you.”

We Are The 4%

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

those south african asylum seekers rn

Everyone to Aaron Rodgers right now

This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

*suddenly appears through a cloud of galaxy gas*

What's so annoying is that Trump is right - why didn't Biden do it????

ya I am loving "he's the world's sickest pedo [true]...who I personally underwrote [also true]"

i mean its not really an allegation or a "big bomb" when news organizations have a file photo demonstrating the truth of the allegation ready to run with it

“Poster’s Madness” is now a structural theory of international politics and domestic coalition-maintenance and degradation. Throw out that IR degree.

fucking dying man lol

this will be an all-time poster's day. I can feel the breeze off the mountains

lol

Actually, this isn’t true. No such play or movie was ever produced.

For the good of the country and indeed the world, Elon Musk and Donald Trump must hash out their differences and make peace, and also that conversation must happen while both of them pilot this two-person submersible I made down to the wreck of the Titanic.

teslas will now exclusively be sold to people with Memento-style amnesia

I think this was 2020, but never forget "student loan forgiveness, but only for pell grant recipients who have run a business in a disadvantaged neighborhood for 3 years"

APOLLO: “With mortgage rates close to 7% and home prices at all-time highs, the share of first-time home buyers as a share of all houses sold has declined from 50% in 2010 to only 24% today ..”

No way they made the little Apple Music animation for Carrie & Lowell just the two of them fading in and out of existence

NEVER let them say you don't matter or that you can't make a difference in someone's life!!

this is happening at my place this afternoon

Sources tell Shams Charania thank you for the Shams Charania update. -- Breaking News from Shams Charania

everyone was unfortunately spreading panic about the masked unaccountable secret police storming their neighborhood it was the olympic hotel in black hawk down

Backing candidates in gerrymandered red districts: $0 Backing young primary candidates: $0 James Carville: $100,000 Free Tacos for Republicans: $360,000 Backing progressive candidates at all anywhere: $0 someone who is good at electoralism please send me $5 my party is dying

he's not a criminal sex pest like the other guy sure, but have you considered the fact that Mamdani has never even once managed a shift at taco bell?

lol

A/B testing headlines to find the most enraging clickbait is crazy work, so is admitting it

I have a One Simple Trick. We'll see if they go for it.

Lmao they all got tired of seeing his fucking mug at every Knicks game too

If you start drafting anything that would offend Bezos a bunch of Saudi hacksaw guys appear on your screen like banzai buddy

NBA GMs are truly like no other

New funniest time for it to happen just dropped

The annoying theater kids must be ruthlessly purged if there’s any future for the party