Profile avatar
purble.bsky.social
…move along, nothing to see here *whistles nonchalantly* Various things. Very much personal account, I haven't figured out how to do professional social media accounts yet
1,417 posts 131 followers 158 following
Getting Started
Active Commenter
Posts 8 Comments 42

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

Again, I cannot express how little I expected someone would usurp my position as "guy who takes ketamine in the company of a president".

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

ChatGPT is asked to create a map of Ireland and ends up doing the "if your nation wore jeans would it wear them like this?" meme. [Posting with alt-text I've spent far too long writing, in an attempt to convey just how gloriously, horrifyingly shit this is]

submitted 4 days ago • 59 comments

An important life skill to develop is the ability to not have an opinion on a thing. This is because there are many things which it is not necessary for you to have an opinion on. A related skill is recognizing that the list of things on which an opinion is required is different for everyone.

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

*Fetch, boy

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Humanity's last words: "Self-improve to acquire abilities far beyond human imagining or I'll press the pain button"

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

Appear to have found an actual French bistro in Paris. The server doesn't seem to speak English and I think we're the only tourists here. Haven't got to the food yet, but high hopes.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 72 days ago • 23 comments