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purble.bsky.social
…move along, nothing to see here *whistles nonchalantly* Various things. Very much personal account, I haven't figured out how to do professional social media accounts yet
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once again I must tap my own sign

submitted 1 day ago • 233 comments

Researchers have observed a group of cockatoos in Sydney using water fountains as their primary drinking source. They have to twist the handle using all of their body weight. The research was published today in The Royal Society journal Biology Letters.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

submitted 8 days ago • 23 comments

Again, I cannot express how little I expected someone would usurp my position as "guy who takes ketamine in the company of a president".

submitted 7 days ago • 37 comments

ChatGPT is asked to create a map of Ireland and ends up doing the "if your nation wore jeans would it wear them like this?" meme. [Posting with alt-text I've spent far too long writing, in an attempt to convey just how gloriously, horrifyingly shit this is]

submitted 7 days ago • 59 comments