purdy.bsky.social
An old pink all-in-one computer/composter supporting a fungal ecology, vibrating and digesting, falling through the sky
the eyepatch is symbolic
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The first time this guy said something like "I tasted Mountain Dew once and went into a coma for sixty days and saw the Devil" I was like sure, whatever. But now I'm certain all that shit is gospel truth. This guy is some kind of muppet-human hybrid and his organs are made of crumpled polyester.
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legal analysts keep saying “you know, the rule the court established isn’t unreasonable, it may even be good!” But the thing is that it’s not the rule at all. You’re being told Calvin’s latest rule in Calvinball and thinking “ok well this one makes sense.”
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Oh I got a 5 on that one iirc
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That is the ballistic model
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[whispers provocatively] the 1850 fugitive slave act is the model: reactionaries have the right to extend their authority across state lines, and their opponents have to actively assist them
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What's Mads is popping off today better check in oh fuck it's that couch fucken weirdo
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Somewhat unfortunate it has pretty similar symptoms to hypernatremia but that isn't an issue usually without drinking something like seawater
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if you have a craving for something like pho or raman in the heat you probably need to get some salt in