quark-rp.bsky.social
I'm Quark, owner and proprietor of this fine establishment. Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk, run! (Parody)
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What idiot would agree to that dea…
ROOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
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COMPED!????!!?
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From my personal Rules of Acquisition
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Complain complain.. it’s either pop ups or micro transactions
Take your pick
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Trust me I looked all around that place and there’s no profit in it
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I thought “Gloves Off” was a metaphor
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Don’t you question Rom “Big Balls” Son of Keldar!
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Me and my team of experts are gonna make some cuts to all this excess staff around here
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You can’t just yell out “unsubscribe”! That’s not how this works!
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I’m not willing to take that chance
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Turns out some jerk already copyrighted that one in the Alpha Quadrant
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I’m not the holoprogram
You’re the holoprogram!
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They get tips!
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From Qo’nos?
Stop trying to make this *my* problem
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And that’s supposed to be *my* fault!?
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Now I’m not saying no.. but how exactly do you milk a cat?
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Well you know what they say
Nothing is more important than your health… except for your money
Rule of Acquisition number 23
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There are some things you just can’t get from a replicator
For everything else, there’s QuarkDash!
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I hope you tipped well
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All of which I have for sale
.. for a price
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That’s what I thought.
It’ll cure what ails ya
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Can I interest you in some alcohol?
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Sounds like just another excuse not to fix my replicators
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Of course you know, A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
Rule of Acquisition number 18
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What the hell is wrong with you
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No need to get all stabby
I’ve already been divorced
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I’m cutting you off
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That was T’pronz
Of Vulcan move slave IX
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Because it fetches more at resale than a regular picture?
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The “Glory Bringer Extreme” combo was more of a joke between me and Morn
No one was supposed to actually eat it
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Be sure to tip 30% or we will spread rumors about you
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I think I’ll stick to our regular happy hour. But thanks
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Jay is now well versed in the “tympanic tickle”
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Females and finances don't mix.
Rule of Acquisition number 94
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More important than money!?
You’re right. You are a terrible person.
Who says things like that??
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How’s that working out for you?
Does it pay well?
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I would say Rule of Acquisition number 208 probably applies in this situation
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Maybe because you are too busy getting oiled up in the holosuites with the Doctor
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Fine.. you can have this drink for free
But don’t tell anyone!
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Well what’s the point of doing good deeds if no one is watching then??
Where’s the profit in that!?
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You gonna share the Grande Nachos with Morn or not?
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Keep your ears open.
Rule of Acquisition number 7
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Do you know what that stuff is made from???