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questo.bsky.social
Not exactly psychic, but still pretty great.
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Elon Musk reportedly spent $40M on #Superbowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here’s how we would’ve spent that $$: Tell Congress to #saveforeignaid and #standwithUSAID 🏈Shipped the 29K tons of food on ships instead of letting it rot in TX warehouse. youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid #standwithUSAID

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Musk reportedly spent $40M on #Superbowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here’s how we would’ve spent that $$: 🏈Protected 30M football fields of tropical forest in Africa to stop China from exploiting the minerals that fuel our world youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid #standwithUSAID

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Elon Musk reportedly spent $40M on #Superbowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here’s how we would’ve spent that $$: 🏈Slowed the flow of migrants to our borders by providing job training to 50K people in Central America youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid #standwithUSAID

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Elon Musk reportedly spent $40M on #Superbowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here’s how we would’ve spent that $$: 🏈Bought 29K tons of produce and vegetable oil from American farmers to feed people, reducing mass migration youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid

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Musk reportedly spent $40M on #Superbowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here’s how we would’ve spent that $$: 🏈Purchased HIV treatment from U.S. pharma companies to keep 1M pp alive for 1 year. Tell Congress to youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid and #standwithUSAID

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Cancel Amazon Prime. Go to the IRL store. Or order from the source and use US Postal Service.

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Growing up we had a little tin box with about 87 family photo prints. In case of fire that's what we'd save. Put a about 100 or so important photos on a thumb drive and keep it somewhere safe....then delete your godforsaken Facebook. You don't need it and you will be happier without it.

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The starship would not have blown up if Elon was Captain. He should definitely be on the next one.

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The brave 8th grade boys who died in the SpaceX Starship disaster today will be remembered for their dedication to pwning noobs, the way they would not have ever had the opportunity consensually touch a woman's breast, but most of all how they gave their lives for their emperor, Elon.

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One's role in the socialist utopia that follows the fall of capitalism will be based on their skills in a number of areas essential for survival. Unfortunately for you, point and click video games is nowhere on the list.

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DB Sniper John Q Pissed Uncle Pennybags

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D.B.Sniper John Q. Public Pissed Uncle Pennybags This guy needs a name.

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People say, "Questo if you're so psychic why didn't you try to stop blah blah blah ahead of time?". To which I say, "Yadda yadda yadda"

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Today you will find a long sought priceless treasure... Most likely the treasure will be something stupid like "the friendships you made along the way" and not literal treasure. But maybe...

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The position of Capricorn at the moment is sooo embarrassing for Capricorn. Have some self respect and quit trying so hard to flirt with Taurus. It ain't happening.

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Today it's Tomorrow o'clock somewhere.

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Those of gifted and cursed with foreseeing the unforeseeable can neither confirm nor deny. But we are buying stock in bleach companies.

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You are going to claim to be a Pisces today. Which is exactly what a Sagittarius would do. And why you must secretly be a Libra.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Palmistry tip of the day: Your index finger is ruled by Jupiter aka where the boys go to get more stupider.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

You will experience something unpleasant with which you will be obligated to pretend to be pleased.

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Keep your hands in your pockets today. Trust me.

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There is a new job for you on the horizon... The USS Horizon, a freighter based out of Long Beach. It ships out in 3 days.

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You were born a few minutes too late to be wealthy and successful, you'll have to settle for "able to occasionally make Hamburger Helper look like it does on the box"

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

The person that seemed to appear randomly in your dream last night is not necessarily plotting your death.

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Today's horoscope: Cloudy with a chance of lucky numbers 42 35 25 61 98.

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Today the stars have aligned for you... to form what ancient Greek would have said looks like a horse.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Your feeling of existential dread will be temporarily supplanted by rage after three unskippable ads on a streaming service you already pay for.

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I see a sandwich in your future.

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