rangranium.bsky.social
I am, in fact, a damn delight. Fluent in Thomas Paine and Vonnegutesque irony. Sarcasm on request.
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Royalty-level! Are you going to rate the wine for us?
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Israel has said for 30+ years they’d directly attack Iran if Iran was ever 10 minutes away from completing a bomb.
Obama had a “deal” in place that would have prevented this. But, “black man bad”, Trump couldn’t handle it so he killed the “deal”.
This war is squarely Trump’s fault.
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Remember that time Texas sued the Biden administration for trying to interfere with the border river blockade? The Republican party backed Abbott 100% over the Feds. But that’s different, right?
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It’s another reason to remember history. Because, you know, shit happens.
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Ol’ Raspy is hard at it, doing his lord’s work. Prep the 7th circle, my flying monkeys.
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“Lyin’ Ted.”
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“Tinkle-on” economics has been perpetually typo-riddled.
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There’s a not so fine line between fucking idiocy and being a squishy being trying to live your best life. My fav Vonnegut quote: “We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anyone tell you different.”
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Public referendum
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#handsoffourgums
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Does she refer to the end of her briefings as a Crunch Wrap?
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“Circus” is a little generous. It’s really a zoo.
*Circuses have trained animals.
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To be fair, he’s always going on about “the border “.
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To be fair, he’s always going on about “the border “.
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PSA: Bastille Day falls on a Monday this year.
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Hey, a backup is a backup.
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Did they make you a Biscoffer you couldn’t refuse?
I’ll show myself out.
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I would say we need more public referendums to carry the will of the people, but the will of the people last November was absolute shite.
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Tbh-Biscuit Jackpot does sound like a Bananarama tribute band.
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We’ll miss your waffling. Feel free, though, to journal your hotel room impressions with a #HotelOdyssey. It’s a thing.
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I find myself at sea on this; for years I’ve referred to “Leicester Square”, not “Leicester Spare”.
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A very fun read. Quick aside: enjoyed your nod to @philplait.bsky.social in the “Eye” afterword; my eighth-grade students were regularly exposed to his insightful Crash Course Astronomy videos.
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Sounds like you accomplished an 18-wheeler tunnel trek, and that’s not nothing.
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Banada!!
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That “art” looks like the spectral analysis for Procyon B.
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Make America Silent Again
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I remember Slither!
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Pope Charlatan the Least
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100%. No brooking required.
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What do you call a magician who has passed on?
An abracadaver.
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I’d laugh, but Paxton is already a joke.
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Miss the troubadour!
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Hahaha! So, you’re saying there’s nothing quite like a book tour to explore the seamy underbelly of post-apocalyptic lodging?
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Pretty sure you’re channeling Jim Morrison now. Meh. There are worse things. #lawaffles
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Yesterday’s “out there” ideas are today’s bloomin’ onions.
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Needed: Designated Defense Driver
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I think we mostly assume they go “heavenward”.
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Is this where we should offer them “thoughts and prayers”, or have we stopped that altogether?
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It doesn’t even have to be “festive “.
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Harvard Balls > Congress Balls