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rannulbh.bsky.social
I’m torn between childlike wonder and primal dread.
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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

submitted 16 hours ago • 64 comments

the tv movie adaptation of The Langoliers is pretty mid imo but it has prime weird little fucker with this guy

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

The thing is turd 2 could say just about anything and nothing will happen to Turd 1. Don't get your hopes up. Remember when T1 was convicted how happy we all were. Just made the BS that happened after that much worse.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson. Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa! [BIG ASS THREAD]

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

it wasn’t an “altercation” it was a years long hate crime it wasn’t an “altercation” it was a years long hate crime it wasn’t an “altercation” it was a years long hate crime it wasn’t an “altercation” it was a years long hate crime it was a hate crime your words have weight 🏳️‍🌈 #pridemonth 🏳️‍🌈

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Bill Bryson's Notes on a Small Island perfectly capture's pre-GPS life in the UK

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

Infections with what has become known as "Hatemold" (Jacare rowlii) are on the rise this year. This parasitic black mold is attracted to individuals who fill their hearts with hatred towards fellow humans, weakening their immune system. It has spread through the TERF community, among other bigots.

submitted 4 days ago • 48 comments

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

submitted 4 days ago • 256 comments

had an idea for a video game: You play John Q Public. One day, some weird guys kidnap your girlfriend Liberty. Later, you receive a letter from President X, the inhabitant of the devil's white house, saying to save Liberty you must fight your way across america and face THE FINAL BOSS OF EVERY STATE

submitted 4 days ago • 39 comments

Repost if you agree

submitted 6 days ago • 303 comments

Tom Hardy would absolutely kill as Clayface.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @tugboet.com looks like something you'd play and not lay any track.

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submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

May Maybes Infinity Thing On an Earth turned apocalyptic wasteland, renegade astronaut Ben Grimm escapes to space in search of help, and returns tranformed into a Thing made of Infinity Gems. Created by Jason Aaron and Aaron Kuder. #MayMaybes #ProjectDaare #DailyDrawing

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Grateful to @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social for letting me write about how much this wacky, incredibly vital store means to my wife and me (and all of Milwaukee, really).

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

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SPRING SALE IS LIVE! From May 29 – June 2, use promo code MW16 and save 30% on: Your first month of Tier 1 on mysterywrestling.com (Patreon) All signed event posters at mysterywrestling.shop Get in the on the sale before #MysteryWrestling16 this Sunday! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

How about Stardew Valley but you're a vampire.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Luke lost an old dude he just met a week ago. Meanwhile Leia lost her entire gods damned planet and who's comforting whom?

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submitted 35 days ago • 9 comments

The most Wisconsin funeral ever there were at least 3 trucks that were tailgaiting. Drinking beer and grilling brats in the funeral home parking lot. There was a valet for your beer at the door because you couldn't take it inside. Saw so many people just slam the beer at the door instead.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I thought I was doing pretty good but here I am watching Shane MacGowan's funeral...again.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments