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He/Him “Your haters become your waiters when you sit at the table of success.” - Aristotle, Poetics, 2
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What’s wild is that the Swedish mail system is still like that, even though they have proper addresses. With a name and general area address they will usually be able to deliver to the correct person
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Maps. You've got to know how to hold 'em, know how to fold 'em.
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Glad you do, however your editors are doing their best to make readers not believe you’re acting in good faith
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It always reads like you’re looking at the teleprompter feed for the worst infomercial ever made
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People can be many things. Brown shirts were also later gestapo officers
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Yay Liam!
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Me and my friends should have beat Johnny 5 with hammers
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Defector should buy out Third Way
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A guy on my dorm floor was like 3rd best in the state. Smash was Not For Fun, but he was actually very willing to teach other people
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I miss QT taquitos
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There may be a more New York-specific example
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That’s a huge portion of the workforce at big amusement parks like Cedar Point and many ski resorts
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(assuming this is the same butcher) the hot ham biscuits are a go-to when heading out for a hike
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Sublime Text has never done me wrong, and it does have plenty of fancy formatting options if you later decide that’s what you want
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Only if you all do a herzog impression when reading/answering the questions
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The second option, then grow it enough to get Ryan Reynolds to buy it on the stipulation he also does drag in ads for it
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In Anthropology it's: 1) Help an Indigenous community preserve a crucial part of their culture and history (unpaid, and you'll be sent home early when the grant runs out). 2) Work with a mining company to swindle that same Indigenous community out of their land rights (six figures).
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Hell, the variety of screws alone
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Hussain made an accidental mashup and everyone else kept asking him if the grint was there
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So my washer does a song when it’s done, and it has a setting to turn the drum every hour(?) after it finishes to stop things from getting smelly. It may be that their thing sings after every one of those intervals?
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Okay, but republicans are my enemy
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At least you can still take a military cargo plane from the uk to the Falklands if you feel like spending a lot of money to be very uncomfortable for 18 hours
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Thinking about my own grandfather being one of those boys at Normandy and how I’m not allowed to explicitly type out his opinion of fascists like miller
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“Men are washing their asses: is this a new kind of sexuality? Tonight on DATELINE”
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My dad took me to a talk run by doctors at a nearby hospital. It was mostly endocrinologists nerding out, but it was extremely informative
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Wonder if he makes that face in all his childhood photos
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If someone with a known political influence agenda gave you $400m without any explicit reason, would you characterize that “not news” or maybe something someone should investigate? A journalist perhaps?
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I had a deck ready to go on Friday and now have to rewrite half of it. Livin the dream
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Listening to “standing on the verge of gettin it on” but shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with gettin it on
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Tucker Carlson offered to be a spokesman for them, Philip morris turned him down, and he ended up launching his own copycat brand
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“Bad beaches”
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I’m still thinking about making The Casserole the next time my partner is out of town (and thus can’t talk me down)
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It’s a huge sunk cost and Team Rocket’s ceo uses it as a tax write off
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“This edible ain’t shit, innit”
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“I can’t see” “Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
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I don’t think John Brown would consider you worthy of mercy.
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Still baffled by encountering people who use BeReal or whatever it’s called
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If he turns out to be a Cubs fan it will be like Christmas for sports writers
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It’s so cool. “Oh can I write a script to do something I know would work if I had access to RStudio?” Yes!* *no
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One of the execs at my company, who was directly responsible for the rto mandate, has an office with a door that he seems to not know how to use. You know when he’s in because you will hear his side of every meeting
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Is it at least better than Inferno?
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Luv too whine that we don’t do VE Day here and then immediately promise that we will never make it a holiday. Coal boss mentality
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I’d kill again for an orangina