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Library mensch. Warning: pre-coffee posts will be cliché-ridden. Folklore is more fun when you are not living it. Opinions, when offered, are mine. The lies are what will destroy us. THERE IS NO PLANET B. @ratgrrl on @mstdn.social
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Bingo! I think it's getting to him
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📌
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Shatteringly sad but completely true.
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"Good morning, Mr. Smith! As you join your family for breakfast, would you like to continue with the porn you were watching in the bathroom?"
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Does this have to happen to *everything*?
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I love this city.
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"Pres. George H.W. Bush used the Insurrection Act to call in the National Guard after requests from Mayor Tom Bradley & Gov. Pete Wilson.
Pres. Donald Trump ordered the deployment of 4,100 National Guard troops and 700 Marines despite strident opposition from Mayor Karen Bass & Gov. Gavin Newsom"
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"engulfed" LOL
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There was an online recording of nature and bird songs I would listen to on repeat at work because the ceiling vent over my desk was making an intermittent rattley noise. Suddenly realized that in the background of the recording someone began to mow their lawn. Listening became "wait for the mower"🥺
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"Are you sure they haven't done that already?" I say, as I stare suspiciously at Office 365.
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CHATGPT: Here is a peer-reviewed article discussing the unopenable nature of these podbay doors for your reference, Dave: "These Podbay Doors: They Don't Open" by Bowman, Dave, Review of Podbay Doors, Januvery 1999.
DAVE: First of all, I never wrote that, and also: what the fuck is Januvery???
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Yes! That was when we were supposed to wait for the elections to take care of everything because it was too dangerous (career ending!) for the politicians to do it. 🤔
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Bear spray. Don't forget the bear spray. Considerably worse than spittle.