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I made some homemade rose scented bath bombs and I'm gonna give one a try now that both the kids are napping

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Wealth beyond measure, outlander

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

Toddler update: the toddler and I went out to find puddles for splashing in and she got thoroughly soaked, partially because it started storming halfway through.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Baby update: the baby left a bigass booger on my tit

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

I like how the nurses were like "be sure to wake your newborn up every 2-3 hours to feed him" and then my son is like "HELP I'VE BEEN SEPARATED FROM THE TITTY FOR NEARLY 20 MINUTES I SHALL STARVE"

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

The baby keeps letting me know that he's done nursing by spitting out his last mouthful of milk into my lap

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

Just hanging out with the kids watching Miss Rachel and the toddler turns to me mid hokey pokey and just says "no". Ma'am, you can't reject the hokey pokey. That's what it's all about.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Getting two kids out of the house ain't shit compared to getting my husband out

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

Toddler update: the toddler made up a song about wanting some cucumber slices and the lyrics are "cucumber cucumber right here right here" (repeated)

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

not advocating anyone else put themselves in harm’s way, but i would like to challenge other cis ppl to think seriously about how far you’re willing to go to fight back against the exterminationist campaign being levied against trans ppl. bc we need to think about it and be ready to act accordingly

submitted 179 days ago • 5 comments

Baby update: I gambled on doing a fast enough lap diaper change to avoid getting peed and pooped on and I lost

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

My boobs hurt, fuck

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

Baby update: the baby started pooping uncontrollably during a diaper change and while I was rushing to get a floodgate of wipes set up to protect my bedsheets he expertly aimed an arc of pee that flew over his own head and onto my pillow

submitted 138 days ago • 2 comments

I can't believe I gave birth and three days later they pulled TikTok ffs. Now wtf am I supposed to do during night feeds? Read??

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Baby update: the baby has been born. He is 7 pounds and 5 ounces and his sister was very excited to meet him. His favorite activity so far is sleeping.

submitted 140 days ago • 13 comments

firing up the ol' magic wand for its actual original intended purpose

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

I made a new print of some snacks I enjoy from the Appalachian region :)

submitted 144 days ago • 5 comments

Sharing with permission. Kambi is a disabled woman in her 60s, who was just evicted to the street this week. She was attacked by a stranger in her tent this morning and it would be really nice if we could raise enough for a room ($100) so she can get some respite for her health and anxiety.

submitted 144 days ago • 2 comments

I had a dream that I found out I'd been walking around with a huge nut in my hair and nobody told me

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Bob Sapp Wins Fat Bear Competition for 12th Year in a Row

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

More like Jacksoff Hole

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

People are dunking on Pelosi for using a walker, which is fucking stupid. The problem with Pelosi isn't that she needs a mobility aid, it's that she's an insanely corrupt piece of garbage

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment