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senior edtor at the washington post she/her • pls stop making pete buttigieg jokes at me :( •
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No flared base, it's for the best
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The recipe I used includes Epsom salts but I might try replacing that with something non toxic to make a kid friendly version for my toddler
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It works! I'm going to make such a butt load of these things omg
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I'll just live inside this gigantic egg box
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Oh shit!
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She was not happy that I made her come back inside and take a bath. Muddy cold outside water > clean warm inside water in the toddler hierarchy.
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I think I smell toast?
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Typical man, like wow you expect the woman to take care of ALL your physical and emotional needs at all times? Wooooow.
"I'm two weeks old and you're my mother" oh yeah and whose fault is that huh? You don't see me being two weeks old. Weaponized incompetence, that's what it is.
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Except of course when he decides he needs to sleep for five hours straight but also it's very important that I hold him the entire time or else he will scream
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Don't take this the wrong way but is there any actual meaningful difference between you and a maga chud
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Thank you :)
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He's like a toddler who's bigger than me
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Yep, baby #1 has a little brother now!
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Don't look at me I'm busy
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That's one advantage of pumping, you can control when & how much milk gets removed. With nursing you need cooperation from someone who's still figuring out how to poop
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There was resistance?
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Oooh good move
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just like his sister 🥹
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Thank you :)
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Wednesday!
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He's still kinda figuring crying out
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Here he is taking a breather after a strenuous activity (eating)
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that's ok that baby powder hand print on his face probably didn't help
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looks p weird tbh because i have pelvic girdle pain so now i'm lying in bed with this massive vibrator shoved all up in my right butt cheek but oh well
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I think my toddler might be heading down this path. Not due to any conscious decisions I've made, she just instinctively uses being funny to disarm people
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Yummmmmmm
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I'm white and I approve this message
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck