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I would say everything’s white peoples fault but Latinos are really speed running cognitive dissonance

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This “simple living influencer” said that it doesn’t matter what concerts you go to because you’ll forget about it. But I’ve been to some concerts I think about all the time idk what she’s on

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The amount of hatred I’ve witnessed in the last 5 years leads me to believe we are not progressing anymore and this fighting will only escalate to where we won’t find stability for 20 years at best or maybe never

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when is Instagram face going to die

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We need profile views

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Me reaching out after a few years: hey how are you? I’m not weird anymore

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I got an interview 🥀

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Popcorn bucket gimmicks are diabolical. We are in the microplastics Anthropocene and you’re buying popcorn buckets

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Average “popular” bluesky post: did you ever think maybe you’re not interesting? Did you ever think maybe you’re not funny, like me, who has followers

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I used to live on my phone and I enjoyed it and felt creative and cultured. Now I live on my phone and it’s lonely and sucks

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If you are having a wedding in this economy rn I think you should be robbed

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If people with wedding registries have no haters then I’m dead

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Someone said “I thought that was a man” while I walked by and I’m gonna pretend it was not about me 🥰

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I get messages from the stars ✨ they said they don’t know you

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I’ve had both and I think I’m a bigger fan of mice tbh 😭

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I love making up guys to get mad at by projecting my idea of the perfect man onto a random guy from tinder

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Marie kondo: Does it spark joy? Me: it doesn’t spark not joy

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There’s 14 year olds on tiktok who are wearing my chemical romance t shirts and scene hair like wtf that was me 20 years ago 😭 they wanna be me so bad

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This coffee shop sounds like it’s playing the Jojo’s bizarre adventure theme song in classical guitar and it’s giving me anxiety

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I’m so woke I just spelled pronunciation like PRONOUNciation

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I never thought I would be good at reading birth charts but I actually know a lot about it and it makes me laugh when people post their chart and say “please read” like there isn’t 1000 different things going on

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Tomorrow is my last day of living alone because my brother and his girlfriend and his cat are going to live with me 😭

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Nice to know my masters thesis was about made up stuff I had to take dozens of classes to learn about

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Everything is so fucked up rn I don’t even feel like yearning

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Wait you can’t legally prowl at night? That’s when I do all my prowling

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if you see this post your favorite AC villager I just learned he has cranky personality.🖤🖤🖤

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I’m getting a lot of celebrities are demons content on TikTok and it’s funny but also not

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Guy who thinks women who reject him are actually demons sent to entice him into lust

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Donkeys are the short kings of horses which is why I like them more

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I did a statistical analysis and it was concluded that this is as good as it gets

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I love my shitty bangs

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Only thing worse than a hater is an observer

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Eat the rich includes people who have $10k weddings

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“A man who loves you would move mountains” a man would stick his dick into two mountains if he could

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My first hater was me

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