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People love interviewing me and not giving me the job

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Tinder but for people who are about to kill themselves so everyone has to be nice to you

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Taking my antidepressants as an experiment to see if they still work

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they will bring out the tanks next

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New political axis just dropped (Nintendo is right wing)

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

💥 BREAKING: ICE tries to raid Home Depot located at 6400 Alondra Blvd. Paramount, CA Protesters are able to successfully stop them. 6/7/2025 @12 pm #ice #raids #losangeles

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“Why are you poor if you have a masters degree” well I guess it’s because I’d rather die than be a finance bro

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Looking at the makeup aisle throwing up

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My roommates have already used the washing machine 6 times this week and I haven’t used it once ???

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Not me thinking about oomf from 6 years ago expecting him to appear again except he won’t and everyone leaves and doesn’t come back

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Crying about my life but then I look over at him

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Grandparents came from Mexico just so our generation could never own a house

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I lost 2 lbs but the horrors still persist

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Who else up and hating their visage

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fuck moose and squirrel all my friends hate moose and squirrel

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I don’t have to be creative and popular anymore because I have something better- laying in bed for hours

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Sometimes your husband is a guy you will never meet

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My gas bill was $150 so that’s nice. I’m having a great time

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Watching people buy switch 2 feels the same as the people who buy hydro flasks

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I don’t dream of having a family I dream of getting a dog for my dog

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Do not like my posts or I will have dreams about us

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Realizing me telling my students I listen to lil uzi vert is the same as if John Oliver told me he listens to lil uzi vert and I don’t actually sound cool

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no one is named barnabas anymore

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Texas will ban porn but not AI porn

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Giving myself micro bangs as a warning to everyone that I might snap

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Whatever illness makes you write a hundred pages in your diary about a guy you never met that’s what I have

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Tag yourself I’m dad abandons me

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watching South Park, family guy, and robot chicken over and over the same way my grandparents watch family feud and jeopardy

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I’m not really good at dating or flirting because I don’t understand the demographic that is attracted to me. I’m like Selena Gomez’s discography

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How was I 16 on tumblr pulling thousands of followers. Oh wait

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I will never feel the high of brutally proof reading my illiterate classmates papers in English class again

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I know a bpd split when I see one

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Men should not have small noses. Roman or get out

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“Switch games cost $80” Windows 95 games 80% off

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I’m at that special age where I’m angry

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