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Secular Empiricist. Crazy Uncle. Part time racoon hunter while fighting the Oligarchy. EBike rider. Coffee black, bourbon neat. Anything I say can and will be used against me. Opinions are my own and in no way a reflection of my employer.
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In just 130 days, Elon... -Secured even more contracts -Derailed at least 40 fed investigations of his corporations -Gutted agencies that regulate his business -Installed loyalists throughout the government Elon has fallen out with Trump, but he got exactly what he wanted.

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Rather on the nose, no?

Really shocked that an admin filled with podcasters, social media influencers, reality TV participants, indicted felons, crypto bros, drunks, Fox hosts, drug addicts, weirdos, and unqualified ass kissing toadies can’t keep their shit together for 24 consecutive hours.

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Peak meme execution

Remember when Joe Biden was so senile he let a tweaking apartheid elf go through all your IRS, Social Security, labor & healthcare data for 125 days?

Former Trump lawyer torches ‘creepy’ White House press secretary - NJ.com. The Stepford Press Secretary. https://apple.news/AG9Ih25OtR1GC_z1UWx_r9g

If someone isn’t parking a TACO food truck outside the White House, what are we even doing with this stupid timeline!?

"Nobody voted to deport moms." Um....yes... you did. And don't say nobody told you. We all told you. You didn't listen. This is your fault. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/u...

I wonder how much Trump crypto you have to buy for a pardon as a dirty cop who got 10 years after getting caught on video accepting $75K in bribes from businessmen who wanted to buy badges?

To make sure that at least one person puts the biggest presidential grift and conflict of interest in US history in front of the Fox audience for 60 seconds, which will be the only truth they hear about it all week.

If only Christian charity were as easy as accessorizing.

You have to love a #survivor finale that makes you jump off the couch and pump your fist in the air.

How long before Trump cancels Biden's government health care?

Those wily Saudis will never get one past our guy.

An oldie but goodie.

Art of the Deal!!

Republicans ready to invoke the 25th amendment for Biden but make it Trump

Remember that several people asked Pam Bondi during confirmation SPECIFICALLY what she would do on matters pertaining to Qatar (which she did not disclose) or GEO (pertinent to the Baraka arrest). She said she'd consult top career lawyer at DOJ abt recusal. Then she fired that lawyer.

A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥

Music is joy! #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

Some red state officials hopped aboard the Trump campaign’s fearmongering before the 2024 election and enacted proof-of-citizenship requirements — one to self-admittedly disastrous effect — and copycat bills are permeating other red and purple states. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/voter-r...

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