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Secular Empiricist. Crazy Uncle. Part time racoon hunter while fighting the Oligarchy. EBike rider. Coffee black, bourbon neat. Anything I say can and will be used against me. Opinions are my own and in no way a reflection of my employer.
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What? There was a parade?

Crickets From Trump On MN Political Murders. He’ll Say Plenty When He PARDONS the Guy! https://twp.ai/4ioa4v

There aren’t woods within 150 miles from me. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/12/well/take-a-walk-in-the-woods-doctors-orders.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Why is it that the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom…and the WiFi goes down.

The most effective protests in the ‘60s and ‘70s were sit-ins. To disperse a sit-in, the troops have to be the aggressors because they have to get very physical to pull you up from a sitting position. It is really hard to say the protestors are the aggressors when all you are doing is sitting down.

"How Corporate Media Is Paving the Road For Fascism in America" In times of doubt, you can always count on corporate media and their remoras to "both sides" Donald Trump's fascist regime and demand civility as MAGA continues to dispense violent cruelty. thelefthook.substack.com/p/how-corpor...

Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her

The head of the FDA tells us they're taking a look at the dietary guidelines and that the food pyramid is out. The food pyramid has not been in use since 2011 when MyPlate replaced it.

Today I watched as my colleague, @padilla.senate.gov, was shoved and handcuffed by Trump officials. I immediately went to the Senate floor to respond. This is what I said: youtu.be/h40tBBFkiq4?...

Double.

In just 130 days, Elon... -Secured even more contracts -Derailed at least 40 fed investigations of his corporations -Gutted agencies that regulate his business -Installed loyalists throughout the government Elon has fallen out with Trump, but he got exactly what he wanted.

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Rather on the nose, no?

Really shocked that an admin filled with podcasters, social media influencers, reality TV participants, indicted felons, crypto bros, drunks, Fox hosts, drug addicts, weirdos, and unqualified ass kissing toadies can’t keep their shit together for 24 consecutive hours.

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Peak meme execution

Remember when Joe Biden was so senile he let a tweaking apartheid elf go through all your IRS, Social Security, labor & healthcare data for 125 days?

Former Trump lawyer torches ‘creepy’ White House press secretary - NJ.com. The Stepford Press Secretary. https://apple.news/AG9Ih25OtR1GC_z1UWx_r9g

If someone isn’t parking a TACO food truck outside the White House, what are we even doing with this stupid timeline!?

"Nobody voted to deport moms." Um....yes... you did. And don't say nobody told you. We all told you. You didn't listen. This is your fault. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/u...

I wonder how much Trump crypto you have to buy for a pardon as a dirty cop who got 10 years after getting caught on video accepting $75K in bribes from businessmen who wanted to buy badges?

To make sure that at least one person puts the biggest presidential grift and conflict of interest in US history in front of the Fox audience for 60 seconds, which will be the only truth they hear about it all week.

If only Christian charity were as easy as accessorizing.

You have to love a #survivor finale that makes you jump off the couch and pump your fist in the air.

How long before Trump cancels Biden's government health care?

Those wily Saudis will never get one past our guy.

An oldie but goodie.

Art of the Deal!!

Republicans ready to invoke the 25th amendment for Biden but make it Trump