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That it’s possible to say this in public with no consequences is ultimate proof cancel culture is not a thing.

What do you think Donny Two Weeks will do?

I don't care what any of you say, Beyonce and Miley are legends on II Most Wanted.

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...

At this point AEW doesn’t just offer an alternative to WWE’s style of wrestling, it’s an alternative to everything it stands for, and that feels more and more important every day

Yes, we are all so impressed to see the cost of housing increase by 72 percent. Who writes this shit?

Hearing the authors of all the lies of the 2003 Iraq war try to launder their lies to explain how they were "Consensus builders!" is fucking audacious. David Frum needs to have all the seats...

YESSSSSS! GLITTER BOMBS! Oh this is PERFECT!! 😆

oh so DV victims deserve abuse but apparently he's a special little boy who didn't deserve punishment for saying it. funny how victim-blaming "logic" works

Hard same. Couldn't have said it better myself.

"Ants going to keep on dancing at the pink Peony club!"

There is no such thing as AI.

TRACKING BAD! ... UH... TRACKING GOOD! 🤡

Nostalgic favourite is Real Genius. Thirteen year old me thought he was so weird and pretty, absolutely my type, to this day. Also the popcorn scene was epic.

Beyond parody

Oh look, the consequences of your actions. Perhaps this is one reason we all suggested that your genocidal campaign to obliterate international law was ill-advised. Sorry, but there’s no indignation left to spare.

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

this is a good time to remember that conservatives only ever want to be in more left leaning spaces to get reactions out of people, if enough people block them they’ll get bored and leave

I've seen other people say yes, but no. The answer is no. There was a pretense of multilateralism, there was a gravity to it, people took it seriously and the government at least bothered to put in some legwork cobbling their lies together into a compelling public narrative

I’ve seen enough. Belt him, Tony.

@1luluskates.bsky.social Pardon me but could I add you to the #NBBluesky list?

It’s like having climate explained to us climate scientists, but dumber.

Can we all acknowledge that he's here to troll and use our posts as republican fodder that justifies stochastic terrorism? So we are not going to engage, right? As a community, we are not going to engage, right?

A thing that sucks about all this is it erodes social trust (which it is meant to do). A guy--supposedly from the neighbor's insurance company--was just here and asked me if the phone # they had for the neighbor was correct, bc they couldn't get through--

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

The sentence: "It's 2025 and America is kidnapping and trafficking Latinos" sounds like the tag-line for a shitty dystopian sci-fi from the early 2000's.

Natan Obed is a weapon. That fella is always ready to break down why ignoring Indigenous rights is always the go to of Canadian governments of any hue and needs to stop. What is the rush to pass C-5 but not to inform the title holding Indigenous people about the projects of national interest?

I want the story from the guy who proposed to his AI girlfriend and it turned him down!

Roberto Luongo and Brad Marchand celebrate together as Stanley Cup champions. Imagine showing this to someone in 2011 😅

Never forget, Paris wasn’t “always this way.” This is still pretty recent. The change wasn’t magic. It’s about different priorities, and smart infrastructure done fast. It took clear vision and determined leadership. Your city could choose that kind of leadership too if you actually wanted to.

I always have to wonder when I see folks on other apps talking about how Bsky is dead. My Bsky is the MOST ACTIVE of all my socials. So, like, is it dead or do you just not use it and expect people to come to you? Or is it a case of not understanding the feeds and emoji tags? Like Bsky is HOPPING 😂

Just going to join the host of lawyers and academics who are screaming at the press that THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T GET TO DECLARE WAR ALL ON HIS OWN no matter how special a boy he thinks he is.