reemt.bsky.social
Pronouns he/him/his.
31 years old.
State certified nerd.
Lives in Cologne, Germany.
Member of the House of Dragons.
Partner of @pedde.bsky.social.
162 posts
194 followers
204 following
Regular Contributor
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I’ve always loved this classic. 😄
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This gotta be some inside-joke by the producer or something like that.
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I‘d love to see your reaction to the email scam where they claim to have recorded you in front of your computer masturbating and watching porn.
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Ihr könnt euch an Träume erinnern?
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Halt dich zurück. Dies ist ein Flitsch-freier Haushalt!
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Was die Telekom wohl dazu zu sagen hat.
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How come you’re always masturbating on trains? The trains I’m on are never so empty I’d risk it.
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Naja. Oder ihr freundlich sagen, dass das nichts wird. Einmal genehmigten Urlaub doch noch ablehnen können Arbeitgeber nicht.
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TSA story? 🤔
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Did you talk to him?
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New Hole-land?
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It’s interesting, how different cultures do something on the same day, yet it looks so different. In Germany, some people go to Hamburg or Berlin and attack police officers on this day.
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Harmlos? Die Story kann Blutmangel im Gehirn auslösen!
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Ja, eine Ablehnung zu erwarten ist sehr unrealistisch gewesen. Es wäre auch eine recht unsinnige Entscheidung, abzulehnen. Nur haben wir jetzt einen dicken Katalog an Wunschvorstellungen, da ja irgendwie der ganze Koalitionsvertrag unter Finanzierungsvorbehalt steht. Auch absurd.
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Sounds like a success story. For Safari auto-locking private windows to work for me, I’d need to use them. Which I don’t.
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Oh dear, wieder so ein akkurates stereotypisches Dings. 😅
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Ich merke mir: Der ProjectY Social-Media Wuffel ist ein Frühaufsteher. 😅
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Nein. Nie drin gewesen. Ich hatte zwischendurch vor hinzugehen, aber wieder aus den Augen verloren.
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Irgendwie witzig, wenn man dort täglich auf dem Arbeitsweg vorbeikommt.
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Partner musste Arbeiten. Wecker ging um 4:45 Uhr. Aber anders rum: warum bin ich dann immer noch wach?
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Update: I managed to blow his mind after all. Just took a while longer.
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🥺
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You’re obviously a huge masochist. You have a British plug right next to your bed, with prongs facing upwards. 😱
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I knew I’ve seen that cage before! 😄
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Oh scheiße. Sowas ist echt sehr mies.
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I thought poultry was his original kink. 🍗
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What I’m hearing is: You post food porn and gardening porn. That sounds like you understand the assignment! 👌🏻
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Ah, gleich drei Eier, die ich alle haben will. 😈
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And when everything was finally running for most people, after having worked for 10 hours, the CEO of the sister company tells me about new requirements I need to accommodate, half a year after the spec was finished. I’d like to burn it all down, please. 😒
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Gut. Wohin darf ich mit den Seilen kommen? Leip‘sch oder noch im Westen unterwegs?
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Ich mache irgendwie eine Mischung daraus. And that’s how I learned I was vers.
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Das wovon ich mich auf den Schlips getreten fühle ist, das es historisch nicht akkurat ist: „inoffizielle Nachfolgepartei“? Die haben sich von SED zu SED-PDS und dann zu PDS umbenannt. Um dann 2007 mit WASG zur Linken zu fusionieren. Ich finde, da muss man das „inoffiziell“ weglassen.
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I am a computer geek. I’ve done the same. I’d do it again.
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It’s -2°. But the "feels like" is at -7° and I’d be happy for spring to arrive now.
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I was wondering if that was the ES store in Oberhausen. Seems like it was. 😆
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Oh dear. I didn’t think @aethiakink.bsky.social would actually send coins through the mail. 😆
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I agree with the notion. But what options are there for adding a label on posts through crossposting? The app I use (Croissant) lets me add content warnings for Mastodon, but nothing for Bluesky.
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Oh, immer gerne.
Allerdings ist der Weg recht weit, auch wenn ich dir grad 280 km näher bin, als üblich.