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submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

We’ll end DEI and employ people based on merit, they said 🤡

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Things are bad, but they’re a little bit better with your company. I’m grateful you are all here.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

The precise peak of the American Empire

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 358 comments

Yes, you did vote to deport moms.

submitted 9 days ago • 4935 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 466 comments

Just call it the Self-Inflicted Wound Era, when we took a bunch of stuff that was working largely fine (vaccines, weather monitoring, friendly relations with like 175 countries, cancer research, renewable energy credits, the FAA, global trade, etc etc) and just broke them for giggles

submitted 15 days ago • 196 comments

Flames

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite moment is when Gandalf had literally the best weekend someone could have smoking and drinking beverages and looking at old books by himself

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

“Protect the unborn!” Once they’re born: “Fuck them kids”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

They voted for cheaper eggs and more hate. They’re going to get lifelong circulatory issues and premature death.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

yes. this.

submitted 22 days ago • 758 comments

A thing I think is kind of messed up is that we’ve stopped considering ‘being evil’ to be a moral failing in a person

submitted 24 days ago • 112 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 132 comments

The Skype homepage has been replaced by Teams. The end of an era.

submitted 34 days ago • 16 comments

You forgot to mention she resigned in protest in January after you killed her cartoon about your plutocrat owner.

submitted 34 days ago • 57 comments

Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.

submitted 35 days ago • 231 comments

Stop calling them vaccine skeptics. They are child death enthusiasts. They are murderers. Disinformationmongers. Evil. They aren’t critical. There’s nothing real there. Not even kernels of truth. They grasp at the subjectivity of the human experience and manufacture crises to enable real ones.

submitted 38 days ago • 51 comments

Stark contrast from America’s new “Actually, science doesn’t exist and preventative medicine is bad” policy

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.

submitted 40 days ago • 36 comments

new york times voter interviews are a powerful argument that not everybody should be allowed to vote

submitted 41 days ago • 50 comments

Here we have a JB that says what needs to be said and knows who he is up against wishes who he wishes he was up against

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Bunch of fucking losers we are as a gender I swear.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

submitted 44 days ago • 589 comments

"Multiple studies show that children face elevated health risks after COVID infection" "Overall, these findings underscore the fact that clinicians need to monitor pediatric patients for long COVID signs and symptoms—and need to be prepared to treat.." medicalxpress.com/news/2025-04....

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Emails tho

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta

submitted 46 days ago • 131 comments

there really is no alternative to tearing up CBP and ICE root and branch

submitted 47 days ago • 522 comments

submitted 51 days ago • 134 comments

If ghosts were real, the shade of Eunice Kennedy Shriver, who founded the Special Olympics, would haunt her eugenicist nephew RFK Jr and curse him to hell and beyond

submitted 51 days ago • 70 comments

at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

submitted 50 days ago • 403 comments