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Half-human from the future. (It’s gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.) Just a snake on a rock. Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum
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Stop calling my fucking phone, it’s not for that

Post a banger that’s not in English . youtu.be/mLW35YMzELE

C’mon Carrington Event. ⚡️

Anyone else watch Conan the Barbarian as a kid & end up with a mad crush on Valeria(Sandahl Bergman)?

What a complete asshat Polis is.

give me jake tapper's show

Shit. He’s gonna make tacos illegal.

“Dickweed” is an underrated insult.

This is his true legacy.

hello i just learned about this 30 seconds ago and it delights me

How is one family allowed to have that much funny? Seems unfair. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

This is not new. When I was a kid in the punk scene we called nitrous oxide “hippie crack” because of its addictiveness and prevalence on the jam band tour scenes.

The only J.K. we recognize in this house is Simmons.

Unscripted impromptu rape scene?! What the fuck are there SAG-AFTRA guidelines for if no one follows them?

We’re are in a time where “private” is more of a figure of speech.

Rock History 👏👏👏👏😎💙 Mick Jagger to produce biopic on rock pioneer Sister Rosetta Tharpe 🚨 “I’m so thrilled to be a part of telling the story of the trailblazing singer and electrifying guitarist, she reshaped music history and influenced countless artists”

Green Day of the Jackal

This.

This guy… always looking at me like I owe him money.

I love how in so many Japanese crime dramas, the protagonist figures out who the killer is via some ritualistic montage. It reminds me of watching the “A-Team” as a kid. There was always a montage 2/3 of the way through the episode where they had to weld armor plates onto a golf cart or something.

Skynet ass losers gonna kill us all With this botched technology. techcrunch.com/2025/05/22/a...

If it turns out we ARE living in a simulation, it’s a really weird simulation.

We're in a dream in the happy house

Dude slammed the door on the younger generation of democrats with his dying breath

Renfield’s wife doesn’t like to eat flies?

Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers.

Hey everybody! I have a an idea. How about we un-doge NOAA & the NWS post-haste? www.bbc.com/news/article...

This Doge bullshit Is killing people.

Shades of the Bengal famine as history repeats a tragedy.

And I thought I was having a bad week.

Hoping Johnny Rotten’s neighbors are listening to KNEECAP as loudly as I am. youtu.be/pa3ki8r8tVI

“Against his own will and all previous judgements, Kynes admitted to himself: I like this Duke.” Frank Herbert, Dune