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I just write them I don't explain them.

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Q: "You said back in November the administration would fail if it began going after non-violent migrants...People are getting arrested going to court appearances, trying to abide by the law...Are these people the worst of the worst?" Rep. Tony Gonzalez: "They are not."

submitted 5 hours ago • 14 comments

There is no such thing as a violent protest, there is rioting and there is self-defence. Preventing fascists from abducting innocent people and hurting your community is a just cause, therefore self-defence.

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Fine print: *Offer doesn’t apply to Capitol Police

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What Moran reported was demonstrable fact. Indisputable fact. Yet they suspend him. This is the advantage that Trump and his ilk have. They are so beyond the moral pale, so beyond normality, that it is considered impolite, impolitic, or intemperate to describe them as they are.

submitted 5 hours ago • 107 comments

MIKE JOHNSON: What's important about President Trump is he has no intention of spending higher levels of money. In fact, we're in the process of cutting KARL: Well, this is adding a lot to the debt JOHNSON: No it's not KARL: It is

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One of these photos is how HBO's The Watchmen depicted a fascist police force back in 2018 The others are real photos of the ICE agents who are rounding people up and disappearing them in Boston, Denver, L.A., and elsewhere

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warming up with some basic scales before i begin my screaming

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

my kids: grandpa what kinds of toys did you have growing up? my dad: a potato

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I’m busy, being off-putting and strange

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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

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Trump undermined democracy by claiming that democracy was undermined in 2020 and Republicans believed him. Then came 2024. From my (free to read) newsletter. s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?tra...

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

m.facebook.com/story.php?st... This is a must read for people who are concerned about the erosion of American democracy.

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Day 52. 🇺🇸

submitted 5 days ago • 271 comments

If one more person tells me: “Happiness is a choice…” —I’m choosing violence.

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Before Jonathan Joss's neighbor murdered him in a hate crime, he also probably burned his house down. Cops did nothing. Before he burned Joss's house down, he also threatened to burn his house down. Cops did nothing. It's on us to protect ourselves. No. Fucking. Cops. At. Pride.

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Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm. It’s more efficient to set the others on fire instead.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.

submitted 88 days ago • 31 comments

“let me make this crystal murky,”

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Bugs Bunny taught me my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight; I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

dinner date Me: What are the specials again? Him: (an ophthalmologist) Steak? Or trout? 1 or 2? Me: Hm..trout. Him: Good. Which is better? Mixed veggies? Or mashed potatoes?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

According to this typo, I put a misspell on you.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Him: Ouch, why is your leg hair so long? Me: It's for collecting pollen

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

age is just a number that determines how horrible you feel about yourself

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

My fortune cookie just said 'die bitch' and I don't know what to do with that.

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

“Do one thing every day that scares you” (reads the national news)

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

I've been to hell & back . . . because when I got there I realized I forgot my phone.

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Elon Musk has publicly criticized Donald Trump’s new spending bill, expressing disappointment that it would add $3.8 trillion to the federal deficit. MAGA got conned...again...and when they see most of the benefits going to the 1% they will just ignore it...again...

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Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds theonion.com/report-...

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Phang: We don’t need the Ten Commandments hanging in Texas schools. What we need is common-sense gun legislation—so the kids can live. If my kid goes to a public school in Texas and they can’t come home alive, I don’t give a shit about the Ten Commandments being posted on the wall.

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Announce your arrival ahead of time by wearing bell bottom pants.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms were too weak to strangle prostitutes.

submitted 15 days ago • 319 comments

Just listened to the Hur interview tape and I’m utterly appalled at all the incoherent and crazy things Biden said about Revolutionary War airports, injecting bleach, people eating cats and dogs, Hannibal Lecter, and Arnold Palmer’s penis. Simply unbelievable that he ran for president again.

submitted 21 days ago • 294 comments

#8647 doesn’t mean what Trump said James Comey meant —to assassinate. It means #IMPEACH ! Impeach #DonaldTrump.

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“Can’t 86 him? 25th him.” — Founding Fathers, probably.

submitted 22 days ago • 422 comments

Swung by Harbor Freight so Kevin could look for a transfer pump. ME: I’m gonna stay in the car. If you wanna go in, feel free. STEPSON: Nah, I don’t think there’s anything in there I’ll need ‘til I’m forty.