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Which play was it where Lord Fields exclaims "Great googly-moogly!"?

Yes, it is #Father'sDay. No, a paternity suit is not the appropriate attire.

Today is Fathers Day, on which we commemorate Sam Fathers, son of Ikkemotubbe. Enjoy your day, Sam.

"mostly peaceful bombing" is too dumb to be called "Orwellian."

Happy birthday, William Butler Yeats. And because it's Father's Day tomorrow, here's a picture of your dad. He wasn't sure you'd remember to send him a card, so he painted it himself.

Suetonius should have included Sid. If pressed for space, he could have omitted Otho, who was pretty much a waste of space. And Imogene would have made a swell consort.

I like David Tennant in almost everything he does, but I must admit, I'm always expecting him to reach into his pocket for his sonic screwdriver.

—Roger Daltrey just showed up in the episode of Dangerous Davies I'm watching. —Who? —Yes.

Why, yes, I do confuse Donald J. Trump with Roscoe P. Coltrane. How did you know?

Them: “LA is a full on insurrection” Us at the protest:

I received an alert that Amazon was at the door. "Hello," she said. "I'm Hippolyta."

A reminder of where you can find Gilead, Moses, and Rice- Krispie Snack Treats: rhepoems.blogspot.com/2025/06/lent...

Remember when Stone Cold Jane Austen delivered a Stone Cold Stunner to Linda McMahon? Those were the days.

My guide to revision: The first thing we do is, let's kill all the adverbs.

An iconic hot dog, says the article. Iconic this, iconic that. I blame the Byzantines. I'm going to see if I can't find an icon of Athenogenes of Pedachtoë eating a Coney Island dog.

I see that Amazon is selling "pre-loved" products. Does market research show that this crap really works?

Disgusting abominations are the worst kind. Give me a toothsome abomination any day. —EM

Do you believe in Flyting Chaucers?

From Yahoo News, the ideal premise for a new suspense thriller: President Bill Clinton tried to alleviate the cheese hoard through Dairy Management Inc. It's a marketing and strategy agency within the USDA that had a $140 million budget to use in figuring out how to get rid of the surplus of cheese.

In Limbo the trumpets Played flat for the strumpets And every pale bimbo As past them there fell, Their legs held akimbo, The men into Hell. —The Strumpets & Bimbos

The woods are lovely, dark and deep But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep *** If you go out in the woods today, You better not go alone It's lovely out in the woods today, But safer to stay at home —Dr Crumley take-home exam: Frost and the Teddy Bears—compare and contrast.

These are the forests primeval, The murmuring swine and the ham hocks.

It's my fault, not Shakespeare's, that this sounds sarcastic. Perhaps I heard too many complaints on the order of "God forbid you should clean your room without being told."

my dad: people today are too sensitive me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric

It would come in handy if "in loco parentis" meant something closer to what it sounds like.

Does China's rare-earth policy threaten our supply of Gardol? ("This surfactant," says Wiki-P, "is amphiphilic due to the hydrophobic 12-carbon chain and the hydrophilic carboxylate." I hadn't known that.)

Between them Doctor Who & Pres. Trump average one heart apiece.

Is it true that financial planners get their information by inspecting the entrails of sacrificed sheep and poultry?

Just for a day or two, let's shift our discussion from Covid to Ovid. What's a c when it comes to the art of love?

Happy 80th birthday, John Fogerty. Hope you're not stuck in Lodi. Again. When I was a kid, Fogerty Park was right next to my elementary school. I'd like to think it was named for one of your ancestors.

"Captain America: Brave New World" is now streaming on Disney+. I'm believe it was co-written by Aldous Huxley and Miranda.

Charge that to upstart inexperience. Where were they all not twenty years ago? They think too much of having shaded out A few old pecker-fretted apple trees. Frost is speaking of trees, of course; but these days I seem to feel that way about almost everyone.