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When did I become an old wreck who only wants to go to fucking bed!? Seriously this is what I've become.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The bad touch Weirdly both my favourite song title and the name I was called in my trial. What? I'm still free.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/ySlZdASmGCM?... Fucking yeah. Enjoy

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just gonna say it. All white Americans are immigrants. You all fucking know it, you're either too stupid or too arrogant to admit it. Tell me when I'm lying.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I done nearly 2 weeks off grid. I done good and I fucking didn't miss any of you. Suck on that.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

This wasn't part of the 'British Invasion ' this was part of the British showing the colonies what music really was. youtu.be/_2hXBf1DakE?...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The 90's was the best decade. If you disagree please provide proof.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I've gone a full week without using my phone (apart from using my ticket app to get into the rugby on Friday), not because I had to but because I wanted to. No calls, no texts, no social media. I had quite a few notifications but it doesn't matter because I had a week of freedom. I highly recommend.

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submitted 41 days ago • 7 comments

It’s Tuesday, or, as I like to call it, just another shitty day to get through.

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

I've come to the conclusion that 'Monkey Wrench ' by Foo Fighters is the greatest song of the last 30 years.... and this is from a massive Halestorm fan.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously, imagine being a coke snorting, hooker addicted maniac and still being only the third most fucked person in a group of 4. I wish I could've lived the Ox's life.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

If you partied in the 90's you partied. You might (probably) won't remember it but fuck, yeah you partied.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

if the next thing I see isn't a teenage mutant ninja turtle, my childhood was a lie

submitted 46 days ago • 9 comments

I don't have many people I call friends.... I think there are 3.......no 2........no 3, maybe.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah like you're the only one thinking this.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Scoopski potatoes. SCOOPSKI POTATOES.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I could comfortably sit and watch a 15 hour Prince concert and still be thinking at the end 'where the fuck is the encore?'

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I named my axe Gwendolyn because she's a medieval bitch.... and she'll fuck you up.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, this song I'm listening to from 1989 reminds me of my first job. This is both humbling and depressing at the same time.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

that's me on the corner that's me on the sidewalk trying to catch a pigeon

submitted 94 days ago • 28 comments

Apparently shouting 'HELICOPTER' as I spin an annoying coworker on my shoulders is not something the higher ups agree with. I guess I'm seeing Mary(we're now on a first name basis) in HR again on Monday.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

You're a ray of sunshine and a pain in the ass..slow wink

submitted 48 days ago • 7 comments

Prepping for the end times by going on an all-Costco hot dog diet.

submitted 45 days ago • 19 comments

Know what, fuck all y'all 👋

submitted 49 days ago • 9 comments

Got my survival kit down to about 20kg. Pretty sure I could get 20 miles carrying it but I'd definitely need a beer when I set up camp. The weigh off is how less I could walk if I added a crate of beer.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I should have kept all my 80's clothes. I'd make a killing now with that shit.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

You say drunk and disorderly, I say fun and adventurous

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

Whoever invented barbeque, I fucking salute you. Barbequed bacon and maple syrup pork sausages, gammon and Chinese style belly pork is making me fucking happy..... and probably fat but who cares about that.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Rhonda Rousey talking about a UFC comeback. Yeah don't. The G.O.A.T. may have retired but you're out of your depth. I mean feel free to come back and get hurt, it's your life but, well....yeah. It's a different time now.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I've played nice with my new neighbour. Today I decided not to. Mother fucker starts drilling when I'm watching football you better know I'm gonna mute the TV and blast AC⚡DC and keep it rolling well after he stops. Addendum. I'm also playing Iron Maiden, Halestorm, Joan Jett and Black Sabbath.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I will let you in but I'll never let you win. I will let you win but I'll never let you in. Exact same words, totally different meaning.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone please give me enough drugs so I can be as delusional as Terence Howard.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

The second you give me a reason, you no longer exist in my life.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Life might suck sometimes but at least I’m not Katy Perry.

submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

Little known fact: Big Bird was in the same unit as John Rambo.

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

[reading of my will] “Here is my Bluesky password and my next six skeets, please space out and post accordingly”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments