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When did I become an old wreck who only wants to go to fucking bed!? Seriously this is what I've become.

The bad touch Weirdly both my favourite song title and the name I was called in my trial. What? I'm still free.

youtu.be/ySlZdASmGCM?... Fucking yeah. Enjoy

I'm just gonna say it. All white Americans are immigrants. You all fucking know it, you're either too stupid or too arrogant to admit it. Tell me when I'm lying.

I done nearly 2 weeks off grid. I done good and I fucking didn't miss any of you. Suck on that.

This wasn't part of the 'British Invasion ' this was part of the British showing the colonies what music really was. youtu.be/_2hXBf1DakE?...

The 90's was the best decade. If you disagree please provide proof.

I've gone a full week without using my phone (apart from using my ticket app to get into the rugby on Friday), not because I had to but because I wanted to. No calls, no texts, no social media. I had quite a few notifications but it doesn't matter because I had a week of freedom. I highly recommend.

It’s Tuesday, or, as I like to call it, just another shitty day to get through.

I've come to the conclusion that 'Monkey Wrench ' by Foo Fighters is the greatest song of the last 30 years.... and this is from a massive Halestorm fan.

Seriously, imagine being a coke snorting, hooker addicted maniac and still being only the third most fucked person in a group of 4. I wish I could've lived the Ox's life.

If you partied in the 90's you partied. You might (probably) won't remember it but fuck, yeah you partied.

if the next thing I see isn't a teenage mutant ninja turtle, my childhood was a lie

I don't have many people I call friends.... I think there are 3.......no 2........no 3, maybe.

Yeah like you're the only one thinking this.

Scoopski potatoes. SCOOPSKI POTATOES.

I could comfortably sit and watch a 15 hour Prince concert and still be thinking at the end 'where the fuck is the encore?'

I named my axe Gwendolyn because she's a medieval bitch.... and she'll fuck you up.

Yeah, this song I'm listening to from 1989 reminds me of my first job. This is both humbling and depressing at the same time.

that's me on the corner that's me on the sidewalk trying to catch a pigeon

Apparently shouting 'HELICOPTER' as I spin an annoying coworker on my shoulders is not something the higher ups agree with. I guess I'm seeing Mary(we're now on a first name basis) in HR again on Monday.

You're a ray of sunshine and a pain in the ass..slow wink

Prepping for the end times by going on an all-Costco hot dog diet.

Know what, fuck all y'all 👋

Got my survival kit down to about 20kg. Pretty sure I could get 20 miles carrying it but I'd definitely need a beer when I set up camp. The weigh off is how less I could walk if I added a crate of beer.

I should have kept all my 80's clothes. I'd make a killing now with that shit.

You say drunk and disorderly, I say fun and adventurous

Whoever invented barbeque, I fucking salute you. Barbequed bacon and maple syrup pork sausages, gammon and Chinese style belly pork is making me fucking happy..... and probably fat but who cares about that.

Rhonda Rousey talking about a UFC comeback. Yeah don't. The G.O.A.T. may have retired but you're out of your depth. I mean feel free to come back and get hurt, it's your life but, well....yeah. It's a different time now.

I've played nice with my new neighbour. Today I decided not to. Mother fucker starts drilling when I'm watching football you better know I'm gonna mute the TV and blast AC⚡DC and keep it rolling well after he stops. Addendum. I'm also playing Iron Maiden, Halestorm, Joan Jett and Black Sabbath.

I will let you in but I'll never let you win. I will let you win but I'll never let you in. Exact same words, totally different meaning.

Can someone please give me enough drugs so I can be as delusional as Terence Howard.

The second you give me a reason, you no longer exist in my life.

Life might suck sometimes but at least I’m not Katy Perry.

Little known fact: Big Bird was in the same unit as John Rambo.

[reading of my will] “Here is my Bluesky password and my next six skeets, please space out and post accordingly”