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One of the things they don't tell you about growing up/old is that the reason old people constantly look down on everyone younger than them is that we spend our entire lives feeling like we're only JUST on the cusp of being an adult. So everyone younger than you feels like a fucking child.

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@bencollins.bsky.social shot the only real, living, IRL Pikachu 1/

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What fucking Disney cartoon skulls are these

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Do you know, I wake up every morning and thank the force that at the very LEAST Luke Skywalker is on our side.

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You see kids, before we had phones you just had to sit there and watch the elevator spindles spin on your lunch break

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I am here again to remind you that fascism always burns its own fields. It will starve.

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Nerd content needs to stop focusing on the things we don't like. So much of what nerdy creators are making is just thinly veiled rage bait these days, and I include some of my favourite creators in this. Unfortunately. Learn to stop giving the things you hate a part of your brain to live in.

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You know corporate culture is bad when you spend your cushy WFH gig dreaming about driving machinery. So tired of fucking double speak.

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2000s/2010s internet: Me: How do I do this? Internet: Here's how you do this. 2020s internet: Me: How do I do this? Internet: SIGN UP FOR THIS LOW COST $600 3 DAY COURSE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT AND GET A FREE TOTE AND A FREE TRIAL FOR A CRYPTO TRADING SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Demorkracy

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The most delusional Star Wars fans all think Darth Vader would somehow be on their side instead of force choking them.

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Switching out an actor is so much less jarring than replacing them with Al

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Rebellions are built on hope.

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THEY ARE NOT UNINFORMED. THEY ARE WILLFULLY IGNORANT. YOU CONSTANTLY SHOUTING ABOUT THE WORST THINGS HAPPENING 24x7 IS ONLY FUCKING UP THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME. WE NEED HOPE.

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I really need you guys to understand that the hopelessness isn't helping anyone. Who do you think you'd helping by constantly pointing out that the most vulnerable are already going to die? We're already killing ourselves, we need a reason to fucking stay here.

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This morning we are listening to some songs written by children

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Kindly thanks for your timely response

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Your English teacher: Thinking about the motives and meanings behind a text will help you to introspect and grow. The most stunted person you know: THE CURTAINS WERE JUST BLUE

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Dear Australia, Please fuck up the liberals. Warm regards

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My short horror film is now ready to watch on YouTube! #horror #YouTube #short-film #shortfilm

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"Prevent Street Crime" Photomontage by Peter Kennard, 1983. Ref E.1509-2004, V & A Museum.

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My short horror film releases tonight at 7:30pm AEST This will be the first proper film I've worked on so I'm really excited to show people.

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Ok, friendlies, what are we thinkin? How's it look?

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There are two kinds of phone cases: 1. Cheap garbage that will degrade to the point of being unusable in a month. 2. Pretending to be way higher value than it is and trying to pass itself off as some kinda game changer. There is nothing between these.

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More of Trump’s crimes against humanity.

submitted 65 days ago • 19 comments

I think removing all the asbestos was a mistake I really don't wanna live this long

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If your grunge playlist doesn't include Hole then don't talk to me or my son ever again. #music #grunge #hole

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

It is the 2020s and Daniel Johns is making twink music. Wake up sheeple you're missing some key shit.

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People will rant about how film critics don't understand audiences and then try to tell you that the Dark Knight is the third best movie of all time. I'm not even kidding, it's right there on IMDB's top 250 movies of all time, wedged somehow between the Godfather 1 and 2. #film #movies #cinema

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Entering my fourth grunge era

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#AusPol

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Everybody likes to imagine feudalism as if you're the knight staring down on the world from your white horse. Statistically, you are far more likely to be the peasant he just kicked in the face.

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A Zen Buddhist gets pulled up on a highway. The cop goes: "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The Buddhist replies "I have an idea but I swear to god it's not mine."

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

The most extreme opinion I have is that the person who decided that highlighting text should also highlight the leading and/or following spaces should be tracked down and stabbed.

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