rkpatrick.bsky.social
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He would have access to a whole slew of Trumpworld's DMs going back years.
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"Then they both do a leaping high five and freeze in mid-air. BOOM - theme song plays, and the entire country stands and applauds with tears in their eyes."
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(Musk hosting Modi in the WH)
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Was this on the same day?
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He'll start putting pressure in the Tesla board in short order
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CHAINSAWWWWW!
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Now MTG's boyfriend is going to have a problem with Elon having worn t-shirts and hats in the Oval Office.
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Everybody who had "6 months" in the betting pool wins
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But she is confident that PEPFAR has learned its lesson and will thus vote Y.
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The feed store is probably this guy's Costco
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The Rolling Stoned
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Big talk from a guy who only has his job because everyone he worked for kept getting fired.
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I'm hoping for the SS Cabo Wabo
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One day soon there will be a game show where competitors have to parallel park, use a clutch, push-start a car, and roll up/down a manual window under a time limit.
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After reading about something similar a couple of years ago, I started looking at Tesla wheels whenever I'm near one. I'd say at least 3 out of every 4 I see have curb rash.
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That's the face of a woman whose husband is currently being sued for defecating on his mistress' head during a forced three-way.
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It sounds crazy to say this, but she's still not as bad as the Huckabeast
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The chat agent back then wasn't very user-friendly
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There's a joke in there about one of his breeders, but I can't figure out the phrasing.
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It's probably gonna be a sausage fest, so Petey out.
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TACO Tuesday!
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But a national firearm registry? They'll fight that for generations.
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They'd skip July 4th before they'd skip Trump's birthday parade.
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By the end of this, Iran is going to somehow own Greenland
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It sounds like an extension of his earlier strategy of paying legal fees for his various minions not just for loyalty but to get upcoming testimony/deals leaked to Trump.
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Who needs a $25k car when you can buy a $25k toy robot?
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Multiverse, I hope. It's a concept that needs to be explored more in fiction.
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"In the meantime, why don't you take a look at these fine wristwatches I am offering today?"
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If this is his image rehab, he should really consider growing his hair out and wearing big gold medallions instead.
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"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" -2
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That Biden robot makes Optimus look like a toy.
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Or the side of his right hand - Stephen Miller looks like a master of the reverse karate chop.
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Have you explained to your dog how impressive it is to learn how to fly a Boeing 737?
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Maybe "TACO" is too sophisticated an insult for Trump, and a simple "Bok bok BOK!" at his rallies would be better.
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It's a cockscombover
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I still don't, and I used to live a block over from the Rothko Chapel (and the Menil Collection that had some of his other works). I was pre-biased to dislike it via a HS English teacher who mocked it mercilessly.
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"If you have a few minutes..."
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He spent all his efforts memorizing the NY Times deflection (and kudos to Doocy for playing along!)
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He's a soft-shell taco, apparently
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Along with "When did you last take ketamine, ecstacy, and/or Adderall?"
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So Bones, Thugs, and Harmony *isn't* performing at the White House?
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My favorite is saying "Ted, remember to go back in time and put your keys in this spot," and then it works. I seriously do this (using "Ted"), and it really does work about half the time.
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A mortician...like the guy on the right
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He looks like he embalms corpses by night.
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Florida is beaches and swampland.
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The video where he called Musk "the greatest person on the planet right now" and got super-defensive re: Tesla is when I quit watching his stuff.
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The outfit says Texas oilman, but the accent makes me think maybe Australian?
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Boohoo, he doesn't get to make money hosting a podcast. My heart weeps.
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He's still not getting it right - "aggressive" is old GOP; "very strongly" is the new phrasing.