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I invented the Phillips screwdriver, but was too modest to name it after myself. Views pretty much unmistakably my own.
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I wish I had one of them gen AI gizmos that had coffee and croissants ready when I came downstairs. That’s worth destroying the planet

New portal the the Underworld just dropped www.livescience.com/planet-earth...

I wept for I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet and I grabbed his shoes, because what was he going to do with them

Not my circus, not my fleas

Gladiator II: II Glad II Iator

One time in the 90s I was at EuroDisney for a work conference. One of the big draws of this surreal fever dream was a Neil Young tribute act. 30 years later I still think “Homage á Neil Young” at least once a week

If there’s an ironclad technology law equivalent to the Law of Gravity it’s probably that the data quality in a system is always 10x worse than you imagine it is

His devotees will double this playlist, but 20 songs is all I need of Jonathan Richman, one of America's great cult figures. He presaged the B-52s affection with junk culture by a few years. Roll over, T.S. Eliot! humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/01/19/g...

Some people are born with golden-toilet petrostate palace planes, some have golden-toilet petrostate palace planes thrust upon ‘em

Ask and ye shall receive

I dunno about this new, non-woke navy

Did the cardinals even think to check if he was a Cubs or Sox fan

www.theguardian.com/global-devel... Good for them, I didn’t even know they were still a band

and by “any eventuality” I mean maybe some TV, do the Wordle, and go to bed

I’ve been knocked out with bronchitis and just catching up on things. In summary, Pete Hegseth ordered JD Vance to kill the pope over Signal? Is that about right?

All that shareholder value was in this country illegally, see, and had to be sent to an El Salvador slave camp

I don’t mean to get political, but Irish lady Siri is the best Siri

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

This is insane