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I invented the Phillips screwdriver, but was too modest to name it after myself. Views pretty much unmistakably my own.
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I wish I had one of them gen AI gizmos that had coffee and croissants ready when I came downstairs. That’s worth destroying the planet

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New portal the the Underworld just dropped www.livescience.com/planet-earth...

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I wept for I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet and I grabbed his shoes, because what was he going to do with them

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Not my circus, not my fleas

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Gladiator II: II Glad II Iator

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One time in the 90s I was at EuroDisney for a work conference. One of the big draws of this surreal fever dream was a Neil Young tribute act. 30 years later I still think “Homage á Neil Young” at least once a week

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If there’s an ironclad technology law equivalent to the Law of Gravity it’s probably that the data quality in a system is always 10x worse than you imagine it is

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His devotees will double this playlist, but 20 songs is all I need of Jonathan Richman, one of America's great cult figures. He presaged the B-52s affection with junk culture by a few years. Roll over, T.S. Eliot! humanizingthevacuum.wordpress.com/2018/01/19/g...

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Some people are born with golden-toilet petrostate palace planes, some have golden-toilet petrostate palace planes thrust upon ‘em

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Ask and ye shall receive

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I dunno about this new, non-woke navy

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Did the cardinals even think to check if he was a Cubs or Sox fan

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www.theguardian.com/global-devel... Good for them, I didn’t even know they were still a band

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and by “any eventuality” I mean maybe some TV, do the Wordle, and go to bed

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I’ve been knocked out with bronchitis and just catching up on things. In summary, Pete Hegseth ordered JD Vance to kill the pope over Signal? Is that about right?

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All that shareholder value was in this country illegally, see, and had to be sent to an El Salvador slave camp

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I don’t mean to get political, but Irish lady Siri is the best Siri

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