rmlockerd.bsky.social
I invented the Phillips screwdriver, but was too modest to name it after myself. Views pretty much unmistakably my own.
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I read that as “fish-women want me” and I was like good on you for finding your demographic
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This totally proves chatGPT and I are best friends. I’m ALSO terrible at chess
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this is such a good representation of American Christianity
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Deportations aside, it really shows the new approach to air traffic safety.
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Baze’s pub? Any damage?
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Pickup line,homage á Burton Guster: “D’you hear about Pedro Pascal’s dad? That’s messed up…”
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The incongruous thing is you know that the Amazing Business Genius(tm) would naturally and automatically jack up his prices — there’s no way he would ever just eat a price hike
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“She Doesn’t Laugh at My Jokes” is a personal favourite of mine.
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(Huge yellow letters): Somehow Jesus returned
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Beats ‘boobnosis’, which is the best I could come up with.
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you put it to the torch, right?
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You know the divan in the front room had a plastic cover on it in case… the pope came to visit
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Imagine the outrage if it turns out he’s a secret Packers guy
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Sorry there’s 1,900% percent tariff on posts about Kurosawa
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No techbro grifter is going to force me to have 15 friends. Tis against nature
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Roberto Clemente. Not because he wasn’t a great man and great American, but I’m surprised this crowd would recognise either.
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The redeeming part is the splash makes it look like he’s the one responsible for the lab leak
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OG Steak and Ale
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There was a quirk in Red Dead Redemption 2 on PS5 where talk and shoot were the same button used contextually, so it was really easy to walk up to a NPC and accidentally shoot them in the face instead of initiating dialog. Maybe Hardin had the same UX
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When I was writing that...joke seems highfalutin for what it was, anyway, I read his Wikipedia entry since it had been a while. Holy moly that dude killed more men than Cecil B DeMille
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John Wesley Hardin, but in a twist it turns out it's he that has sleep apnea.
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A320?? You'd think they could at least buy American for their evil rendition plan
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Even doing it as a joke, did it kind of creep you out to refer to yourself in the third person?
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Wonder what menswear guy would say about that enormous collar he’s rocking
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Is would absolutely crush it as an oompaloompa foreman in the Vanilla Fudge Room
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I have to know: what’s the third ingredient?
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You had me at make geese illegal — mean little feckers
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Check out Gorgias trying to post through it
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Some cracker took it off him and now he’s screwed